Royal Fizzbin

Going through the 5 stages of being a Bears fan

Iowa Hawkeyes

Ever notice Christians & Conservatives are always the victim?
WEIRD isn't it

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@glennkirschner2 DEPORT ICE!!

(Not the ice I need to cool my drinks, the sadists that terrorize the citizens of this country)

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@iowahawkblog Can confirm #5 as completely factual.

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@essenviews Much better probability I'll be carrying dog turds in my pocket and honestly the turds will be more valuable in the end

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

BREAKINGNEWS: Let's review the facts regarding Joan Sebastian Guerrero. 26 year old legal immigrant killed by ICE.

-He was legally in the US, had a valid social security number.

-Was not the subject that ICE was investigating

-Did not have a final order of deportation. Was a legal immirgrant providing for his family.

-Had a 3 year old child in the car as his head was blown off. One shot directly to the face.

-Was pulled from his car and handcuffed while being dead.

-According to witnesses he was yelling "I wasn't trying to get away" before they murdered him.

-He paid more taxes then most inbreds in Alabama.

-He had a loving family with Christian values.

-DHS said they shot him for public safety not the safety of ICE agents.

-ICE agents that murdered him wasn't wearing body cam.

-DHS claims the killing is under investigation by an Inspectors General

-They fucking murdered an innocent legal immigrant.

The End 🚨

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@TheRickWilson I'm not sure if it was you that coined the very accurate phrase "everything Trump touches dies."

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@dabearsblog Can't disagree, France looks SO much better than everybody else. Take Mbappe off that team and I still believe they're the favorites

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I hope everyone had a great 4th of July. I know @realDonaldTrump and family did.

250 years ago we declared independence from a king who ran the colonies as a family business. In just 18 months the Trumps have made King George look like an amateur.

A $620 million Pentagon loan, the largest in the program’s history, to a company Don Jr.’s firm bought into three months before.

An Air Force drone contract to a startup the princelings took public through a golf course company they own a piece of.

The Army’s largest drone motor order ever, to a company where Don Jr. sits on the board and holds millions in stock.

A $24 million Pentagon robotics contract to the company that employs Eric as Chief Strategy Advisor.

A stake in the largest undeveloped tungsten deposit on earth, in Kazakhstan, backed by $1.6 billion in US government support.

Jared’s fund seeded with $2 billion from the Saudi crown prince, now $6.2 billion, 99% of it foreign money from Gulf governments. Over $110 million in fees collected from the Saudis alone. He negotiates American foreign policy with the governments that pay him.

$2.3 billion from crypto ventures their father regulates. More than a million people bought in and lost $2.3 billion. The money didn’t grow. It simply moved from the subjects pockets to the crown’s coffers.

And the next one is already drafted. A proposed ATF rule that will allow guns to be shipped straight to your front door. The government’s own estimate is 3.3 million home gun deliveries a year. Don Jr. sits on the board of the online gun megastore built to cash in. He holds 300,000 shares.

And that’s only the fraction they’ve allowed us to see. Not one subpoena served. Not one search executed. Why hide anything when you own the investigators?

Me? They searched a laptop for six years. Federal prosecutors. Grand juries. Subpoena power. Congressional hearings. They found nothing. I made about $200k a year selling paintings when my Dad was President, and they made my paintings part of an impeachment inquiry.

For six years they’ve asked Where’s Hunter? What about the laptop?

Wrong questions. The right one is 250 years old. Does America belong to a family?

They’ve given their answer. Long live the King.

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@Schneider_CM Eating for entertainment. Glorifying gluttony while millions don't have enough to eat, in this country alone. I've never been able to wrap my head around this. Can't understand how anyone would find it anything other than disgusting

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Missing dog found partying with World Cup fans

After vanishing for nearly a month, the dog was reunited with its owner after being spotted partying with Mexico's World Cup fans during the team's victory celebrations

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

He's a moron.

He's always been a moron.

You're a moron for voting for him.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

This week someone targeted my family for harm with a false report. We’re physically OK, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t harmed. I am beyond furious.

Whatever your politics, this is awful, wrong, and can never become normal. https://t.co/72wxaVLzVT

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@ChiArunavo @KevG163 The Bears were awful but I loved watching him play. I remember the day he threw 3 touchdown passes with a broken wrist. Against the Raiders I think.

[Kevin Gallagher @KevG163]

Happy 79th Birthday, Bobby Douglass!

In 1972, the #Bears' signal caller established an NFL single-season rushing record for quarterbacks, gaining 968 yards on the ground in 14 games.

His record stood for 34 years until surpassed by Michael Vick's 1,039 yards in 16 games in 2006

[Bears History @ChiBearsHistory]

Who did this fam?

[Erik Lambert @ErikLambert1]

🤣

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Is this real?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Another Father's Day, another nail gun from Jesus. He just will NOT let it go.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The Aussies are bringing game. 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[NutBush Villain @nutbushvillain]

@RepNancyMace

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

@LauraLoomer