Emily

tropical prints

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

i know what needs to be taken to the red table …

[Chris Black @donetodeath]

Punch yourself in the face every time an Oscar winner says the word "love" in an acceptance speech.

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

@babyboybill ok thank u this broke me way more than the slap

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

“let’s have peace and love and Quiet” is the only cool thing i’ve heard at this cursed #oscars

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

reason no 42834772 why i love beverly hills it’s 58 degrees this morning and the monclers are OUT

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

i’d be so much better at any job if my listening skills weren’t so ducking poor... skipped kindergarten when we moved to minnesota so i once again blame my parents !!

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

today is my second day wearing shoes since my #rayattack 👍🏼 we be hobbling through BH in the danskos ... when in doubt!

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

@pbandjane did a deck on this last week so i’m #triggered

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

i love the 4 days out of the year that i get to wear my trench coat but it’s like the tails FLYING in the wind down franklin ave make me soo uncomfotable

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

oprah looks so fire i’m ..

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

or finneas’ bright red Tesla for that matter

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

call me whatever u want but i literally can’t with billie eilish’s matte black dodge as her “dream car”

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

remember once upon a time when u weren’t shit unless your captions were drake lyrics and there were so many “good ones”” u couldn’t even choose and then an ep called scary hours 2 came out in a time of great need and not one singular lyric was cool ?

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

people get “confused”” about my personality it’s fairly simple i am a @themjeans angel and a @donetodeath devil

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

love how much the inland empire upsets everyone while i feel perfectly at peace

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

next item. in the meantime, will everybody please stop bullying me into moving east. leave me and perfect beverly hills alone we don’t want ur 120° summers and we like the beach!

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

first piece of biz: at what age will it be socially acceptable to move to san diego? and can i just do it now?

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

and i can finally stop tweeting about donald trump so let the fun begin

[Emily @ShootnScore111]

wait i ... miss my twitter!