Steve Williams

Watchmaker, Shorinji Kempo martial arts instructor, ex-Ice Hockey player, cyclist, cat person, lover of life. Get out and enjoy life, you only get 1 chance.

[Steve Williams @ShorinjiSteve]

@FrankieSk8 Waiting for the bit “when all my clothes fell off” @frankieSk8 😉😂

[Steve Williams @ShorinjiSteve]

@scottbalcony You really need to get out more….

[Steve Williams @ShorinjiSteve]

What the hell is up with @RoyalMail @RoyalMailHelp ?
Rarely ring the doorbell, may knock (really softly, with a feather) but just leave any small package, today a small book in a small (letterbox sized) envelope, outside the front door, to be stolen or today in the pouring rain

[Steve Williams @ShorinjiSteve]

@FrankieSk8 @SteveMadden Looking more and more like that post box….. 😉

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@SportsOrla Now cue all the d!ckheads saying “pull yourself together”,sooner people realise depression isn’t something you just “pull yourself together” over as much as you pull yourself together after breaking a limb, they are medical conditions that require treatment not knee jerk reaction

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@GaryLineker @GaryLineker everyone wanting to be the @alessiarusso7 #Lionesses

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@balconyshirts They were talking about this very topic on @theJeremyVine @BBCRadio2 show yesterday….. you can probably catch it on listen again/bbc sounds or whatever….

[Steve Williams @ShorinjiSteve]

@BriSmithy @BriSmithy “The first practice for The Jumbo Visma musical chairs team wasn’t going to plan”…..

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@RonFilipkowski Nice to see his security guy on the case, oh wait he was chatting up that woman and giving her his phone number so didn’t see that assassination attempt….. FFS…..

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@RealTimVine It’s like when you order a river dance video on Wish…..

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@theJeremyVine It may even be worse than you think @theJeremyVine
Few weeks back had a car parked opposite my business for a week, parking ticket but saw him take the ticket from his glovebox one morning and put it on his own windscreen. 1 ticket for a whole week of illegal parking…..

[Steve Williams @ShorinjiSteve]

@balconyshirts You must get through a lot of pans…..

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Classic kitten trick: send out the smallest, cutest one to sucker someone in and then… BAM reveal that they need to adopt all 12 of ya. Works every time.

[Steve Williams @ShorinjiSteve]

So @ABBAVoyage missed a trick when they opened the new #abba #ABBAVoyage shows with the #avatar use, should have promoted it as the #abbatar show…..

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@ABBAVoyage really missed a trick at the #abba #ABBAVoyage #avatar show when they didn’t call it the #abbatar shows……

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@balconyshirts The Moldova song at #Eurovision is art of sorts……

[Steve Williams @ShorinjiSteve]

@balconyshirts Do we know it’s not an actual Banksy?

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@balconyshirts You should never put arms in your bottom holes…….