Lindsey McDonald

[#RP • #BTVS • #ANGEL • 21+] Born in Texas, raised in Sunnydale. I may be an asshole but at least I'm an asshole.

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

-- shoulder knocks into yours, spinning you a bit as i walk off in any direction but the bronze tonight.*

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

@JustAWolfMan Somehow i think i'll be pounding back ice waters in hell before that happens. *taking my queue to exit, i make sure my

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

--hair, dangle a chain from your pocket and cry about your feelings on stage for an hour and you're all but guaranteed a spot.)

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

-- just know you and your Dingos can count on me. (Fucking biased bullshit, how did this nerd land The Bronze over me? Put some dye in your

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

@JustAWolfMan no it's not the... You're funny... Great suffering huh? I'll keep that in mind, and if you ever feel the need for inspiration,

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

-- more than a skinned knee or an embarrassing haircut. (Alright back down Lindsey before you say too much. No one thinks you've had worse.)

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

--what, i'd much rather be country than another another cry baby, whiner, complaining about how unfair the world is when they've never faced

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

@JustAWolfMan Nahh, "sloppy" is the the sticky puddle i walk away from in five minutes that used to /be/ you. And i'll tell you

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

-- will burn this place to the ground.

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

-- or alternative, what the hell does alternative even mean? Alternative to what? Music? God help me if you're one of those EDM freaks i

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

-- and munchkins are creepy. Have you seen those rose cheeks and mustaches? It' unnatural, not unlike whatever fresh hell you call new wave,

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

@JustAWolfMan Nobody likes clowns. When was the last time you heard someone say, "Sorry i can't come out tonight, the circus is in town."

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

-- of your band? wait don't tell me, they're pulling doubles with the lollipop guild.

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

@JustAWolfMan You're in the clown car of a band? *gesturing to the "dingos ate my my baby" poster. Well that's just great. Where's the rest

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

--ask, "What in the hell is Dingos Ate My baby? Sounds like wannabes who's name isn't half as funny as the sound they make." @JustAWolfMan

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

-- that i was certain I was going to get. It had been down to me and that weird ass "Chibi Mateo" band. I smack a passerby on the arm and

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

*I stand outside the Bronze looking at an advert for a band I've never heard of. Somehow the "Dingos Ate My Baby" had ousted me from a gig

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

-- his toolbox fall off the back of his truck and i caught a screwdriver in a tire.

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

-- door for you and close it behind you after you tuck the bottom of your coat under you.* As you can see, the car is fine. Some jackass let

[Lindsey McDonald @ShortButTexan]

@PrincipessaHarm
I'm afraid to ask but how did she manage that?

(not so much afraid, i like listening to her talk.)

*i open my passenger