Mars

she/her, middle aged Texan cat loving space enthusiast

[Mars @ShortMars]

@scifivision @AlexHorne @taskmaster What did Greg have to do to Alex to get his assistant to finally pronounce his name correctly?

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@OffMenuOfficial A wizard?!?

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The Horne Section on Spotify in the US!? Christmas came early!

Get ready for an absurd amount of @hornesection on my 2025 wrapped

(Remember to support them on Band Camp because Spotify stream revenue is meager!)

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@aniraphale8 PLEASE

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@tashapp_x @TotallyKnuts The cleanup was worth the fun except I’m still finding Pringles everywhere. Thank god @hornesection didn’t use Doritos in their holiday lyrics.

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@hornesection @Spotify In the US, it’s only comedy music if it comes from the @alyankovic region of parody. Otherwise it’s just sparkling humour.

What’s up with this, Spotify?

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@hornesection @LidlGB This is how we fans feel when YOU notice us ♥️

The jumper is superb

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@tashapp_x @hornesection Who’s our third for NMJ????

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@Red_Imp_Comedy @gdavies It’s really not fair to the rest of us for someone to be both so beautiful and stunningly hilarious.

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@watsoncomedian You’re too intelligent for our traps, I see

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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@HareComedy Im actually a little relieved I can’t play because Im afraid I’d do the same!

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@Herring1967 Ok this is the first laugh I’ve had in hours. Thank you. I feel like I should ration them at this point.

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@barbaracrampton It’s exhausting, Barbara. I never want to hear ever again that American women don’t need feminism.

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@RainTuahine Girl I hope y’all can achieve the dream of independence.

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White people, this is not the time to tell POC “we’ll survive.”

Men, this is not the time to tell women to calm down.

There are people whose lives will get worse. There are people who will not survive this. Let those in danger grieve a shattered hope for a better day.

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@BeyondFest @vorpal_pen At this point I can only assume it worked in his favor.

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@screamzone123 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Mars @ShortMars]

I hate it here