Matt

Blockbuster connoisseur, I don't understand the social media craze.

[Matt @ShortQuietGuy]

Help me step-bro, I’m stuck in financial debt.

[c ☆ @tintafey]

new photo of god on set of the bible

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

This is *by far* the healthiest possible way to cope with learning your wife was never attracted to you.

[WREN!!! @zendayurs]

it’s giving

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he is doing great!

[Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom]

Gotta admire the hustle here

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

I like our pediatrician because he lets me know when I'm being ridiculous. I mentioned that we have the CDC Milestones tracker app and the baby is meeting all of the 15 month ones except for hugging stuffed animals and he said it looks like Harvard is out of the picture now

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

I was like "Maybe this is harsh, even well behaved kids have their moments" but then the owner said the last straw was SOMEONE CHANGING THEIR KID AT THE DINING TABLE.

WTF. Yeah fine them $100

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

they had 19 year old /pol/ users going through all federal spending and deleting anything where the words were too big to understand

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Vaccines are so effective they created an entire generation of people who think the diseases they prevented weren’t a big deal.

[Nick 🕷️🕸️✨🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @Ultra__Mayhem]

Filmtwt worst nightmare happening in real time LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Humans Being Wholesome @UNIVERSE_FEEDS]

the mystery of sudden british accent 😂

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Two weeks before he took to the stage in Clacton, we installed a remote-controlled banner behind Farage. (June 2024)

[sara @intomahoran]

y no mintió

[rían 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇸 @r_stwrt_]

Vote Binface. Get it sorted.

[oscadysseus @_onthewayjay]

How young are you guys