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A bit better Leader of the Opposition. Federal Member for Zingers.

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.@billshortenmp you promised 2 give up the zingers. I promise 2 take the whole nation to #KFC if we do win #ausvotes

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

While I would've done a bit better & had more people put me firster, @billshortenmp u get to keep the bus #ausvotes

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

.@billshortenmp you predict we'll be back at the polls by year end,I predict we'll move on from being like America in the 50s #vanityfair

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.@billshortenmp while you're on your almost victory tour,I've been catching Pokemon 4 Australia #PokemonGO #ausvotes

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

.@billshortenmp while you've been giving out hugs on your tour, I've been dishing out Halal Snack Packs #ausvotes

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.@billshortenmp you promise to make the new parliament work, I'll do that & promise to never hold or talk about an election again #ausvotes

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

.@billshortenmp instead of waiting 4 the 9 seats needed to win, I went to #IKEA & picked them up #ausvotes #auswaits

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

Instead of 👀 yawn worthy results come in I'm waxing on & off with #karatekid on #7flix 💪⛩ #ausvotes https://t.co/49nRYOxg83

[7NEWS Sydney @7NewsSydney]

Election coverage continues on @Channel7. Your Vote - Australia Decides. https://t.co/AYV1SIPmUN #ausvotes

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

Good to see @AlboMP's had a V before hitting the decks. #ausvotes https://t.co/lctuOK7Qsw

[Josh Butler @JoshButler]

. @AlboMP got a little moshpit started on stage thanks to Taylor Swift and some insane record scratching https://t.co/OcKW5jO6wV #ausvotes

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

.@billshortenmp I'm also smashing sausages, but without the sauce coming out both ends #democracysausage #ausvotes

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

Derryn ur the @HumanHeadline,with our zingers @billshortenmp & I r the human punchline. Let's team up #SnagVotes #ausvotes #democracysausage

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

@sophiemonk @pedestriandaily? He doesn't look like @billshortenmp or I & my orgy marriage policy is better #ausvotes https://t.co/fr9rfcog7A

[PEDESTRIAN.TV @pedestriandaily]

WATCH: Poor Sophie Monk got savagely pranked by a fake Bill Shorten. https://t.co/JwFF6AhSVJ

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

With love & respect @sjweather9, but only I'm @billshortenmp's bit betterlgänger #ausvotes #democracysausage https://t.co/t1sBj7lTZf

[The Today Show @TheTodayShow]

Could @sjweather9 be @BillShortenMP's doppelgänger? #AusVotes #9Today https://t.co/mCrVgLJlsq

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

.@billshortenmp you like to start election day with a jog, I like to start and end it with a sausage #democracysausage #ausvotes

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.@billshortenmp you promise to fight for super, which is super. So I’ll have Quicksilver do it on his morning run. #ausvotes #XMenApocalypse

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

.@StevePriceMedia you can have @billshortenmp on one cheek and me on the other 🍑🖋#theprojecttv #ausvotes https://t.co/JQfIsftre1

[The Project @theprojecttv]

YOU HEARD IT. @StevePriceMedia WILL GET BILL SHORTEN TATTOOED ON HIS FOREHEAD/ARSE IF HE WINS. MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT. #ausvotes #TheProjectTV

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

.@billshortenmp you want to put people first, I'll do that and never put the sausage before the bread #democracysausage #ausvotes

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

.@sophiemonk I'm the little bit better @billshortenmp and I'd be open to discussing your policy ideas #ausvotes https://t.co/s75iu1lSPu

[KIIS 1065 @KIIS1065]

NOT the real @BillShortenMP Take note @sophiemonk! #KIIS1065 #TheFling @mattyacton FULL VID: https://t.co/6t4mgJldDh

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

.@billshortenmp while ur promoting your 100PositivePolicies,I got 99problems but a double-D election ain’t 1 #auspol

[Shorto with a V @Shorto_with_a_V]

Well @billshortenmp I wouldn't just find @LeeLinChinSBS a spot in my cabinet. I'd make her #PrimeChinister #ausvotes https://t.co/zxPnRCA8Cr

[Bill Shorten @billshortenvcuc]

Grilled by the best in the business - one on one with @LeeLinChinSBS #ausvotes https://t.co/gR1eCYUEGi