Will

Why are you so obsessed with the crunch?

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

I love how Akon needed a "word to describe this girl without being disrespectful", and settled with "sexy bitch"

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

Selling two tickets for @TOTDevils live in London tomorrow for a discounted rate, can buy via Twickets link below.

Can’t attend due to illness and really don’t want these to go to waste so please do share with anyone you think would be keen

https://t.co/XNdPbLSHAk

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

Best movie scene where a character looks directly at the camera?

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

Really thought this was Pep at first glance

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

I hate this country

[East Midlands Railway (EMR) @EastMidRailway]

To help celebrate the Coronation of King Charles III this weekend, we'll be giving out a limited number of scones onboard our services to London to First Class passengers tomorrow and Friday 🇬🇧

The question is - do you put jam or cream on first?

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

🟥CASEMIRO HAS BEEN SENT OFF FOR UNITED 😱

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

The cringiest form of marketing

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Salt Bae has now been banned from attending Rolling Loud‼️👀

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Minnesota goes for it on 4th and 15 at midfield with 3 mins left and all their timeouts down 8 when they’ve stopped Indy every drive for an hour — the announcers don’t blink.

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

He looks like a poorly animated version of himself from a cutscene of a PS2 game

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

Oooo Cristiano, ur billboard is sooo big 😍😍

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Even his billboard’s the biggest. #QatarWorldCup

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

#satire

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

cannot wait for the @DaftLimmy analysis of this one

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Interesting how many little digs he manages to include about the service at his 'favourite restaurant' in this very polished mea culpa https://t.co/Lx3nnDjGhO

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

We’re really throwing the word ‘iconic’ around willy nilly aren’t we

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

Harrison is confirmed to need funds for a new beach house

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

Just creates a space for blokes with ‘penaldo’ in their twitter name to say ‘Maldini knows ball 🔥’ or whatever

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

Is this really an interesting opinion at this point?

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Paolo Maldini names the three best players he's ever seen 🐐

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

@BigTomD Romesh Rangastatham?

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

@thrhythmmthd AKA Andrew Tate Modern

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

Someone please make sure Joe Pesci is doing okay

[The Guardian @guardian]

Goodfellas actor Paul Sorvino dies at 83 https://t.co/XlZxtBT922

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

☹️

[James Caan @James_Caan]

It is with great sadness that we inform you of the passing of Jimmy on the evening of July 6.

The family appreciates the outpouring of love and heartfelt condolences and asks that you continue to respect their privacy during this difficult time.

End of tweet

[Will @ShoutyKenneth]

I always liked ya, Lloyd. You were always the best of 'em. Best goddamn bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine. Or Portland, Oregon for that matter.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Joe Turkel has sadly passed away at the age of 94.