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US/Aussie Citizen, Resister, #FuckTrump
Sick of the world looking like 1984
Proudly blocked by Peter Dutton for hurting his fee-fees (see pinned Tweet)
she/her

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@PeterDutton_MP @samanthamaiden I feel like you learned to smile from subscribing to instructions that were sent out to you once a month by mail.

[Amy Remeikis @AmyRemeikis]

Blaming Labor for a Liberal MP leaving the Liberal shadow cabinet because of a position taken by the Liberal leader he does not agree with is a stretch even by today's standards

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@callapilla Just hit the Chemist and ask for Codral Original. It has the good stuff, they'll just take your licence details.

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@Peter_Fitz It was indeed. Palin said that you can see Russia from an Alaskan island (technically correct, it's right next to another island that's Russian territory), and then Tina Fey ran with it a few nights later with the famous "I can see Russia from my house" line.

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@natecochrane @strangerous10 I could totally do with a "listening tour" to Fiji right about now.

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@MichaelSukkarMP You're such a bloody liar. This is the end of a tax rebate that your lot put in, with a use-by date.
Shonky prik

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@danilic @Ausshot3Dave @ASRC1 Imagine knowing a fence you crashed into while driving drunk has more worth and has done more good than you ever will...

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@Wisewonders @STabbytosavit America isn't a country anymore, it's a bucket of rabid weasels.

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@lalaloo19100393 @skedeschi @bindelj lala... are you washing your hooha in the sink after having a wee?
Coz you don't need to wash your hooha in the sink after having a wee...

[Ian McKellen @IanMcKellen]

What I found for Easter! Photo by Frederic Aranda

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@NeuroSpark @4ever_days I made this just last week! And the week before, actually, two morning teas. The bonus is how good the house smells after simmering them

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@JayStill4 @JonathanGwood Apparently so, according to the article, which goes to pains to point out there's no minimum age to work in NSW.