Matthew Calkins 🇺🇸

🇺🇸🚜🎣🏹🛠🍻

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Hilary Makes Landfall, Destroying Over 30,000 Emails https://t.co/H9fYxQ2zMg

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

BREAKING: Popular fitness influencer “Joesthetics” Jo Lindner has tragically passed away at 30-years-old 🙏🕊️

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

One of the best Super Bowls of all time ruined because of this call

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

LeBron vs Jordan? Who cares. This is our goat.

@PardonMyTake

[The Bellevue Police Department (WA) @BvuePD]

Officer dies from his injuries https://t.co/xf9nLDx7Rz

[Bellevue, Washington @bellevuewa]

Water main break at Evergreen Village Shopping Mall on 140th AVE NE. Crews estimate water to be restored by 8pm this evening. Businesses currently closed: Safeway Pharmacy, Papa Murphy’s, Starbucks, Applebees, Ezell’s, Thai Chef, Happy Lemon, Wayback, and My Nail Salon Spa.

[Matthew Calkins 🇺🇸 @ShredRyder]

The mariners are taking a page out of the Seahawks book and stressing me TF out !!!

[Matthew Calkins 🇺🇸 @ShredRyder]

Missing your garbage/recycle day is literally the worst thing ever

[Matthew Calkins 🇺🇸 @ShredRyder]

@PlayCODNews Legendary Sophia, but Mythic Templar??? 🥺

[Matthew Calkins 🇺🇸 @ShredRyder]

@Jok3sta Jokesta at bass canyon at the gorge??

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

French Fries in the huddle?

[Matthew Calkins 🇺🇸 @ShredRyder]

Losing your 5ft girlfriend in costco is not fun

[Matthew Calkins 🇺🇸 @ShredRyder]

Take your vitamins, drink your water, eat your protein, get fuckin huge

[Matthew Calkins 🇺🇸 @ShredRyder]

Gonna spend a lot of time at boat launches this summer holding a sign that says “will back boat down launch for beer”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party.

But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican.

Now, watch their dirty tricks campaign against me unfold … 🍿

[Matthew Calkins 🇺🇸 @ShredRyder]

Got absolutely obliterated last night and then going to the gym the next morning, built different

[Matthew Calkins 🇺🇸 @ShredRyder]

“Isn’t Clark Kent the Spider-Man guy?” WHAT