alexander.

suffering feels religious if you do it right .

[dani (-1.5/6) @g0th0rexic]

i fucking hate being sober

[debo @killmefam]

I miss drinking 40 ounces of malt liquor. Nothing like it. Exhilarating experience

[pison @damini_jnr07]

Substance abuse is the reason I haven’t committed suicide yet

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

“dry humping” nothin dry around here partner #TIPSTICKY!!!!!!!!!

[john playful @john_playful]

Sometimes I’ll see the posts talking about how Gen Z as a collective isn’t having sex or drinking or going to parties and I’m like that can’t possible be true because everyone I know does all of those things but then I remembered that I’m cool and all of my friends are cool

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

if i owe you a text back imagine what i owe myself

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I don’t Recognize my Own Face in the Mirror please Do Not ask me where I see myself in 5 Years

[✵ @nxymll]

I do a lot of things out of guilt

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today

[gumball @gnmball]

stop being friendly to me i am a very bad person

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

i need to disappear for the next 4 months

[gumball @gnmball]

becoming a plumber was never about the money. it's all about the access to the medicine cabinets

[9ine* @famizdaveee]

if i like her she only gets 25 chances to act right #flexibleprogram

[jake @wormpuller]

Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories

[j nova @jnova_mp3]

ever since i was a little boy i dreamed of abusing oxycodone and codeine

[impie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ☭ @impgirl_]

my safe beautiful cigarette. my safe little wonderful cigarette

[William Guppy @w_guppy]

You can drink nothing and be mediocre, or you can drink heavily and be "a potentially brilliant mind ruined by alcohol".

[✵ @nxymll]

They should invent a person that loves me

[josh @joshypooper]

situationship stabbed me but the police reported it as a domestic violence incident 👀 #ouushiii #whatarewe