Aaron and Alayne Creative Industries

We are two award winning comedians but then we take our hats off and we are a serious band called Bored Housewives Club ~ 420 4 2020 ~

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@AudreyPorne Tall girl or tall girl 2 if they have already seen tall girl. Unless those kids are tall girls, it might be too real then

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@cmatbaby I'd hardly call her a little sectarian boy

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Is this anything?

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@mxwellnz You're both right

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@JeromeChandra Also, if your school was 90 decile or above, it can lead to serious hearing loss

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@fastercamels You could rob his house while he's out playing his little songs

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@SamSmithComedy Bobbie Gentry's Ode to Billy Joe was adapted to film, and her other big hit, Fancy, could be a film too imo

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Lest we forget or even get taught this in the first place https://t.co/JdaKWWXI0i

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@JeremyPoxon It's genuinely perfect 🥰

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@nzpodsummit Are we pals?

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@JeromeChandra So brave, one day you might even be on an all-attractive line up
#DreamBig

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I haven't been watching wrestling for a while and haven't seen all of Always Sunny. So maybe it's been covered before, and I just missed it
But this is the most horrific Wikipedia article I've ever read
https://t.co/lKEooN8kom

[Ricardo Menéndez @RMarchNZ]

Enabling migrant exploitation has little to do with the bullshit narrative of “low skilled migration”, and rather the practise of tying work visas to single employers, under-resourcing the labour inspectorate, lack of residency pathways and no proper support to exploited migrants

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@pickledarlinggg What about your best friend Rob Thomas? Surely the infallible Rob would do it better. Has waxahatchee even collabed with Santana?

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@mariawilliamz @reoinjail When you're right Maz, you're fucking right

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Hmm i wonder if prohibition also doesn't work for drugs with less powerful lobby groups 🤔

[David Seymour @dbseymour]

Not a single NZ journalist will report this evidence on tobacco prohibition because it doesn’t fit their view of the world: Bhutan was the first country to ban tobacco sales. Smuggling and the black market became rampant. Tobacco use didn’t fall. And it had to reverse the ban.

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@JeromeChandra But what's the source of the clouds? 🤔🤔🤔

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@AudreyPorne Signed, nbd

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@JeromeChandra That's a really, really good Jerome tweet, ka pai e hoa

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@jimmylanyard Sorry to hear, but you never suited being a wife guy 😜🤪😝