Don't Look In The Box Or You Collapse The Waveform

My mother said a watched pot never boils. In testing, it always boils.

She also said you can't have your cake and eat it, too. Still testing this hypothesis.

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My husband loved hummybirds. Yesterday I went to our favorite lunch place. As I walked up, the sky presented me with this lovely hummybird cloud. Seeing him in everything is so very bittersweet.

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@CatFoodBreath I stopped using this app partly because it was making working through my grief harder. This was the second thing I saw when I came back. Losing your life partner is the hardest thing and I am wishing you all the support and love you need. May her memory be a blessing. 🫂

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@CCVagina @handynan Oooohhh. So THAT'S what womanspreading would look like. Very classy.

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@orchidlady303 @cmclymer @MuellerSheWrote Nah, it's too watered-down to have that strong of a flavor. Maybe horse piss, though. They drink enough water to get that watery flavor bud drinkers seem to prefer. 🤭

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@skinnyalpaca @inversedotcom Given how much sulfur dioxide is in the upper atmosphere it's clear that Uranus, a giant ball of gas, smells like farts.

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@XianJaneway Expertise in the English language? Well, I don't have that *CLEARLY* because I lack an MBA🙄, but I know this much:

"The Oxford English Dictionary traces singular they back to 1375, where it appears in the medieval romance William and the Werewolf."
https://t.co/HgVHK8L4XH

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@DesignedByNadia @PizzaPie1018 @jhandtx_jim @Angry_Staffer That did happen to a small percentage of women, and even some post-menopausal women had spotting. Even so, how is that worse than getting covid? I'm just baffled by these people.

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@FloydsThoughts @pileaux2000 @maranidoc @AdultingADHD Yep! I had it handy because I just sent it to my psychiatrist. This shows that symptoms get worse for women as our testosterone rises, as it does cyclically and as we get older.
https://t.co/ZZ1k7R77hf

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This is the most amazing Lego build I've ever seen. Wow! Just stunning! 🤩
https://t.co/2WE914uiMs

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@davdoLeJax @emrazz If women weren't passed over for hiring and promotion so much, your controls might make sense. As it stands, you're defending men who've pushed women to the sidelines. Weird hill to die on, if you ask me.

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@MeganTheePony @emrazz That's how far I got and my first thought wasn't about my rape, it was about the M*FN PANDEMIC! I mean.

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This one is so good I think I need it embroidered on a pillow.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

I don’t hate men for being men I hate men who act like secret agents for a low effort propaganda network with an organizational goal of being as dumb as possible and getting their dicks wet at all costs.

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Well color me shocked.

Female hummingbirds dressed in male plumage get harassed less https://t.co/z5k97DQn6v via @CNET

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@Nors_Legends @emrazz *sigh* And the unwritten rule is: If it's about women, make it pink so we know we can safely ignore whatever it says.

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@M0derateDad @Adamhill1212 This was pretty flippant for someone with "non-flippant" in his bio. Try not being a jerk next time. It's pretty easy - you just scroll on past.

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@Matthews2410 @Pbdev1 @a_messRN @Adamhill1212 If you tweet like a child, you should be treated like a child. You said a thing an asshole would say. If you don't want people to think you're an asshole, the delete button is available.

[MsVespa 🛵 💙✌️ @msvespa]

Alabama doctor says he won’t treat unvaccinated people. 👏👏👏 Over U.S. 3600 healthcare workers have already died from COVID-19, risking their lives in the dark days when we have no defense. Now that we have a proven, effective, free vaccine, we need to keep our HCW healthy.

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@raycattie @tormntos @Adamhill1212 @watergatesummer It's called "triage" and it's practiced at every medical facility in every part of the world. It's especially painful when healthcare systems are overwhelmed by people refusing to do the things that would have ended the pandemic. It's is, however, necessary.

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@dontatmebru @ocallanurse @Adamhill1212 I'm sorry not being a horrible person is hard for you. But since you hate HCWs, don't ever see one for any reason. You don't deserve them.

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@1slowmotion7 @CoachSandyS @Adamhill1212 Yep, people are going to catch a variant when vaxxed against a less virulent strain. It mutates when passed around. That's what happens when you fail to mask up and stay home in the first fucking place. Also, the vax reduces the severity of it. HCWs didn't sign up to fix stupid.

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@adamundefined @keener_jm @jfouse @lindsayfickas Just AM and PM? Mine is a weekly organizer with 4 slots per day. #GetOnMyLevel😅