ShitTheSDCapitolSays

There is a lot said at the SD capitol. Some smart. Some stupid. Almost everything on here has been said there. The rest is stuff I have made up.

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9.99999999999999999.../10 doctors do NOT recommend Ivermectin (and came to the capitol to say that) but Rep. Weis is still skeptical of the medical profession as a whole. Philly says it's "very economical", which, you know, is all we care about.

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#SleepingOnTheJob #CatchMeUp

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@flying_tomato May I direct you to my tweet from the beginning of session. I post what I get when I get it 🤷‍♂️🤷🏽‍♀️

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I encourage you to visit time marker 1:30:00 to relive the very touching moment when Senator Jeff Monroe honored his beloved pigeon Bubba. #RIPBubba #YouWereAGoodBird #MomentOfSilence https://t.co/iAf686ds2D

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"This bill would basically limit our ability to attack Nebraska. I'm not against that actually." #sdleg #sdleg20

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If you're going to copy somebody's Facebook post word for word, we recommend you at least change it to reflect how you actually voted. Not sure if Weis is aware, but he actually voted Yes on 1013. #NotThatHardToFactCheck #Awkward

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"Isaac Latterell looks like the most tired 12 year old ever!" #sdleg #sdleg20

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"One day we're going to have the discussion about cloning on this floor and ya'll ain't ready for that!" #NopeNopeNope #ImmatureAdults

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Native Mascot Bill: "I'm looking through this list of mascots and I notice a lot of animals. Do you think the animal rights activists are upset about that?"

Our Native brothers and sisters are *NOT* comparable to animals and I can not believe I need to point that out!

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Lobbyist: "When we were on the house side, Speaker Hauggard hinted that I needed to do more research...so I did." #StillOppossingTheHateBill #StopAttackingTransKids

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For real tho... #sdleg #sdleg20

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Raise your hand if you never want to hear Rep. Hansen talk about minors having sex or "little girls breasts" ever ever again... #sdleg #sdleg20 #StopHatingTransKids #ProtectTransKids

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Before state of tribes " Hey *senator name* how about you go grab some of that Indian garb and we'll decorate up Rhoden's scooter? Stick an eagle feather in there so he can't touch it. Ha!"

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"What the fuck is this bullshit?!" -Everyone everytime a new bill is dropped #sdleg #sdleg20

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Can't we all just get along? #acupuncture #apparentlyahottopic

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Who made Rep Hansen God? I didn't know he got to decide how families are made. #SurrogacyIsNotTheSameAsSellingBabies #FuckOff

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Folks, we are ONE WEEK away from the start of session and my informant didn't pass security screening. (Jokes, but for reals they won't be in Pierre). So. That means I need those of you there to Step up your game and turn on your ears! @ me with those overheard quotes!! #sdleg20

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Well, I guess this can get retweeted. #NotOnMeth

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Creds to SD Political Memes for this one! #StayWarmMyFriends #LegalizeHemp #SignTheBill

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I could have read the whole internet in the time this bill has been discussed...