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[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

“I don’t pay attention in class because I didn’t know I was supposed to.” -a SENIOR in high school.

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

@persistentprof At least they’re finally sharing in the anxiety.

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

2 students ask if I’ll stay late on the last day of school so they can finish because they procrastinated the whole trimester. Umm, how about no?

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

Me: *passes out a quiz* in a standard geometry class.
Student: “oh there’s fractions? I don’t do fractions.”

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

Legit quote today
“why do I need geometry I want to study nuclear thermal dynamics?”
#smh #seriously

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

4 minutes. 4 whole minutes after I post grades before a kid messages me asking me to round up to the next grade. Said “it would be greatly appreciated”. I would’ve great appreciated you coming in for extra help but that didn’t happen.

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

@sage_stage Ignore it and realize that the family is full of idiots.

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

Had a student drink 6 chocolate milks and a bag of Doritos for lunch…he can’t figure out why his stomach hurts…and he has a hockey game tonight. #kidsaredumb

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

Dear parent who “swears” they won’t let their kid cheat if I send a test home,
Fine, go ahead, except I know you’ll let them cheat. Which tells them it’s ok to cheat. Which means they’re never leaving your basement when they graduate because they never learned anything.

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

@HSTeachProbs It’s free to them so they don’t respect it. They assume they can get another free one. If you were going to charge $20 for it they would keep it for a lot longer.

[Teacher Problems @HSTeachProbs]

Teacher: Turn this assignment in.
(Students doesn’t turn it in)
Student: Why do I have a zero? I haven’t even turned it in yet.
Teacher: 🙃🙃🙃

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

@educatingsped Head of the class. #throwback but most of it holds up

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

@thereadingzone Dear Parent,
No. I will do what I believe is necessary for my classroom to create a positive environment where all students feel welcome, even when discussing difficult topics. Sincerely,
All Teachers.

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

Mom of a student emailed me today about her son and the fact he has to go to summer school and wants me to respond as soon as possible.
My response:

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

School ended yesterday. Student I haven’t heard from all grading period
“Can I have an extension until Monday to finish, I swear I’ll get it all done!”
Me...

[TeacherGoals @teachergoals]

PSA: 📣

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

The end of school is next week. Student messaged me today. “Can you send me a link to join the class? I’m going to get all math done this week.”
I’m not kidding. This kid is JUST STARTING THE CLASS WITH SCHOOL ENDING NEXT WEEK!

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

Legit had a kid email me Friday.
“I’m gonna start doing the work for the class and get everything done.”
Me: “ok good luck with that”
(There’s 4 weeks left in school and he has 5 units of work to do.)

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

@HSTeachProbs @taylordannise @taylor

[Random Teacher @Shtfreshmendo]

Dear Ss, it’s spring break. Your emails and messages will be ignored or unread until next week. If you’re mad. I don’t care. Maybe respond when I ask you to do things sooner. This is on you.