Shuddertrix

oh shit!

twitter is a burning dumpster fire in the farthest reaches of hell

@shuddertrix.com

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folks, i own a real house now, but that doesn't stop my commitment to continuing to make absolute dogshit tweets and make a constant fool of myself. guaranteed!

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@hackerling_ GOAT

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Remembering the good old days

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Peaku @AggroCrabGames is this anything

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@ARealCutie_ Sounds bad

[win ben stein's;gate @weedhitter]

nvidia unveils "mind blowing" new upscaling technology

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Accidentally followed an account instead of blocking it. I fear this place is cooked

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@ARealCutie_ Rest in peace soldier

[nutti  @nuttimeister]

no title for this one

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@Bosby_ Playing games at work is goated (coworkers ignore this tweet)

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

"A 2nd Trump term wouldn't be that bad" mfs when a few days in they see every digital billboard in Times Square switch to broadcasting Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell's live coordinates with the caption "RUN WHITE BOY RUN"

[claudia ☆ @4ui12i124u]

checking twitter really feels like u are microdosing mass psychosis wow

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@Bosby_ This place used to be good and I still like looking at it sometimes but goddamn the vibes are rancid. I hope you have a good new year by thinking a bit less about this once hallowed place

[Momo 🪽💫 @VallerieMomo]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! 🎇🎆

[Thomas White @len0killer]

One of the best to ever do it

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

Judge: now wait a second Mike. If the other players were hacking, wouldn't that make their kills on you unfair?
Me: that's right your honor

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

[brometh @bromethazine]

Damn, dude, RIP to one of the great posters. Didn’t get to know the guy but his greatest hits still echo in my brain

[Metroidhunter @MetroidhunterYT]

LEAVE ME ALONE MYLES

[Shuddertrix @Shuddertrix]

The Shit Your Pants Cookie

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Oreo announces zero-sugar cookies.

Maltitol, polydextrose, sucralose and ace-k have replaced the sugar.