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Tomorrow's debutant @JoshuaWMartin : "What an honour. I can only hope that I adhere to the impeccably high standards of this football team".

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.@Gallyben1 "I love pulling on that orange shirt as much as ever. Even if it has got slightly tougher to do so."

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.@philmessent "The lads really know their football inside out. They keep telling me I play like Messi with the ball at my feet."

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.@jdr1811 "the only reason I got Rosie was due to my @ShudsStowing status. She'll hopefully get back with me now I have the new contract"

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.@AshleyClayden "I would rather be at Glastonbury. Or watching rugby. This will have to do".

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.@woody760 "I'm so excited to be back with the boys. Emma has let me play once every three weeks!"

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.@TonyBoto7 "I let the club down last time out. I'm extremely thankful to gain another contract to fund my addictions."

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The players have each released a short statement. Please see as follows:

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The players would like to take this opportunity to thank the fans for their continued support. The club is nothing without them.

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Despite the intense media scrutiny surrounding the second coming, the boys are determined to get their head down and focus on their football

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BREAKING: @ShudsStowing have officially reunited.

@philmessent @jdr1811 @Gallyben1 @TonyBoto7 @AshleyClayden @woody760

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@Gallyben1 concentrate on the game please Ben.

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“@domhemy44: Good luck out there tonight boys @ShudsStowing”
Thanks kid but wouldn't have made the squad tonight. Work hard in the reserves

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We have the full, original, unadulterated sextuplet on show tonight!! @philmessent @AshleyClayden @tonyboto7 @woody760 @jdr1811 @Gallyben1

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This feels like an attempt to undermine the club and its ethos. A disruptive influence is not needed in our dressing room @Samuel_Crompton.

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@Samuel_Crompton @TonyBoto7 despite the recent fallout, we can assure you that SSFC prides itself on its togetherness and team unity.

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SSFC policy allows all players the opportunity to pull on the coveted orange jersey. Competition for places is a good thing @Samuel_Crompton

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A revelation in goal, @tdavey5 has gone some way to quashing rumours that his loyalty lies with his rival club in North-West London.

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Despite early signs of naivety and over-zealousness, @domhemy44 has turned himself into a powerhouse footballer for #ssfc