Aneesah Cooper

Welcome to the Twitter account I always SWORE I would never own. Shhh, if you run into 2009 Aneesah, PLEASE don't tell her cuz she'll totally kill me. . .

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Wow, just got a look at my profile pic and realized how long it’s been since I last visited. What’s new Twitter??

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@sorkinese I’m a little late to the party but I just started West Wing and I am HOOKED!

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@NegativeNatalie In the UK a hamper is a picnic basket

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@famosoj @NegativeNatalie Thanks for saying this. I’m getting older and I assumed “welp guess I’ll need hearing aids soon cuz u can’t hear this kid AT ALL!”

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@NegativeNatalie Oh boo! Ok I get it. They can be a little much. Sometimes you just want a sitcom, lol

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@NegativeNatalie Wow that was quick! Have you tried Harlots on Hulu?

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@NegativeNatalie @TheContourQueen Do it! Do it!!

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@NegativeNatalie Wow, you are really just moving right along! Getting close to the part that made me give up altogether.

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@NegativeNatalie Lol. Yeah he gets far worse, trust me. Hopefully you get further in Outlander than I did. I was so ANGRY by end of S4E8 that I stopped watching.

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@NegativeNatalie Girl, it’s called BIGGER PANTS. Buy some and move on with your life.

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@NegativeNatalie I felt like that about one of the Harry Potter films. The one with the giant snakes toward the end. I actually fell asleep in the theater on that one cuz I was tired of struggling

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@NegativeNatalie Sadly, I have only seen one of these movies 😭

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@MonicaLewinsky Well alright @MonicaLewinsky, you is good people!

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@NegativeNatalie And that was just Thanksgiving. If I’d tried that trap at Christmas, she probably would have thrown herself off a building!!

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@NegativeNatalie One year I was glum & TRIED to bow out of Thanksgiving. Mama basically said, “If you aren’t here Thursday by 10 a.m. I’m packing this turkey & fixings & all your elderly ailing aunts & we’re driving the 4 hours to your front door. U decide if u wanna ruin EVERYBODY’S holiday!”

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Wish this thunder would STFU so I could go the hell to sleep!!!

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@Suns I think this was MEANT to be cute but it was awkward AF.

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@NegativeNatalie Ok finally finished it. The whole season I was like “Meh, Davina hasn’t done anything so bad, wonder what Natalie was tweeting about”. And then them last seven minutes happened. Romain is right, Davina is a 🐍🐍🐍