Kellafornia

Your rich dad’s favorite starter ex-wife. 🇵🇭🌉 ♈️☀️♌️☝️♒️ 🌙 🐎 Erotica Writer l Pleasure Educator l Adult Toy Analyst l Pussy Muse l Cuckoldress.

[Kellafornia @TheContourQueen]

My super sweet 16 2.0

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

I’m convinced “simp” was cleverly made up by men who realised they could eliminate the competition by rebranding effort and kindness as shameful and degrading

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

I saw a video on TikTok where they asked some group of Nigerian men at the gym what they would do if they wake up the opposite gender, majority of them talked about having sex, getting babygirl treatment from men,clubbing, traveling and living their lives etc, surprisingly none of this men talked about being a submissive housewife,having children, cooking & clean.

[` @schiz04renic]

expecting a woman to nurture you while you’re emotionally exhausting her is pure delusion.

[KING TORCH @_bbytorch]

trying to connect with men just feels like a humiliation ritual. it’s always u versus their ego

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

a man’s worst enemy is a pretty woman with an actual brain.

[moon babe 🌙🌴 geminis and scorpios' lawyer @supermoongirl9]

men think being honest means forgetting about basic manners and decency. why would someone you're supposed to flirt with want to know you had sex with someone else, let's be serious

[ꪝe @_wej01]

This girl on TikTok said...
My husband and I were at a dinner last night with some close friends and we were discussing feminism and more specifically the “Grape Academy” and the male counterpart said he didn’t align with my statement that all men are dangerous to which my husband promptly and immediately stepped in and said. “We don’t know which shark might bite us if we swim with sharks either. Women know it’s not ALL men. The issue is they don't know WHICH men.”

Men. THIS is how. Take notes.

[Valet Parker @702ValetParker]

Y’all are blaming porn, OnlyFans, and escorts for ruining marriages instead of blaming the lying, cheating men who made vows they couldn’t keep.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer?

[Sonhei 🎀 @kiara7829]

If men are natural providers, why does it offend you when a woman prefers and chooses the best provider available?

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Men kill the version of you they loved and then get mad at you for changing into what they created.

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

My parents were in the middle of an argument when my dad proudly said, “I bought you a house and a car,” and my mum casually responded, “That’s standard procedure.” LMAOOO

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

When babies hold your finger with their whole hand🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Ramit Sethi @ramit]

Abigail Disney famously shared what happened to her dad when he began flying private:

"So all of the sudden, we went from being comfortable, upper-middle-class people to suddenly my dad had a private jet. That's when I feel that my dad really lost his way in life..."

"If I were queen of the world, I would pass a law against private jets, because they enable you to get around a certain reality. You don't have to go through an airport terminal, you don't have to interact, you don't have to be patient, you don't have to be uncomfortable. These are the things that remind us we're human"

[orfeu leticia @apolobelvedere]

any cameras that don’t clearly look like cameras should probably be illegal

[oluwatise @maintishe]

I told yall it was a literacy issue and everyone wanted to rip my head off. Back in the day, rappers had vast and diverse vocabulary. They used figurative language, and literary devices. And this is not about AAVE, because that’s a dialect. the new cats are vastly illiterate.

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

It’s going to very important to publicly shame and ostracize people who wear these.
It’s time to bring back bullying.

Mean Girls to the front!!

[𝙰𝚜𝚑 @YukonFenty]

Rocky probably thinks he’s the one settling in the relationship and I don’t blame him cuz Rihanna has been making him feel like he’s more than he’s worth

[s @yoongienthusias]

liking ronaldo has to be a sign of low iq