Geriatric Mid Am

Regular guy, talks golf, brutally honest and a bit vulgar. Once earned a WAGR point.

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

Always trying to hit a cut off a hook stance. Put that on my tombstone.

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

Played a local am event this weekend and struggled mightily. But had my kid on the bag, which made it more fun and kept me smiling. She's a pretty good looper. Maybe she learned something and enjoyed it. At least she got paid.

[ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 🟢⚪️ @Gr33n247]

Portnoy is a scumbag and a hypocrite.. He actually personifies the University of Michigan perfectly 🤷‍♂️

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

@mglbill Hopefully Dan's mustache is appropriately featured.

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

@ChampMediaCo @DesmondHoward @UMichFootball @CollegeSportsCo @ChampCircleUofM Lost the game tho

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

Gave it all he had.

[Bendelow Greens @BendelowGreens]

I think it’s time to end men’s and women’s days at clubs. Even the leagues…Hear me out…

Let’s be honest, men’s day and men’s league was fabricated as an excuse for weak men to tell their wives they were obligated to golf on a given day. Sort of like Valentines Day. Then women decided they were going to play the same game and we caved.

Now we have blocked off tee times for women’s day that are used by like 3 groups….it all really back fired on us. You weak men need to have stones to tell your wife you are playing golf whatever day you want..gives us another half day of open tee times. Just be nice when you come home and don’t be totally hammered..it will work. If we want leagues fine but just work it into day long times..not blocking tee sheets.

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

Lost to her net 66. Potential sand bagging rat.

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

Weather is always perfect at Michawaye.

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

@therealmcnair @Titleist @engineeringolf 2200+ strikes is about the spot.
RIP.

[Bendelow Greens @BendelowGreens]

For those of you who struggle with tree rationale….

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

@MidwestGolfJake Joseph is by far the least compelling and least talented employee at TFE.

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

Remember when DJ was looong? Tiger called him STUPID long circa 2009.

Dude hit 180 ball speed once on Friday. He's just a guy now.

[Brendan Porath @BrendanPorath]

Under armor nooooooo

[DP World Tour @DPWorldTour]

Jennifer Sräga, who leads the women’s competition, gets her final round under way 👌

#G4DOpen

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

6 birds in 7 holes for @Mike_kim714 is sick. Didnt see this on the bingo card at Mink today.

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

@BendelowGreens Always worried about the health of it given location and membership. Glad to see it thriving.

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

"Strongest field of the year" doesn't hold water if Luke Donald is playing.

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

Absolute savage today. Big win. Goal from D. True enforcer.

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

@BendelowGreens @solon_golf Floss is the boss.

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

@TwistKing Tranny style, yea.

[Geriatric Mid Am @ShutFaceGolf]

Fajita night!!!