dell

[Aquaria 🤌🏼 @aquariaofficial]

playing Pokemon X on my delta flight rn and my Inkay just randomly evolved into a Malamar or something? 😳😟 like wtf?????? 🙃

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

i wonder why

[𝔖𝔢𝔩𝔣 𝔐𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡 𓂀 @KAISANIIII]

The 2 most recent plans crashes were caused by wh*te males 😂

You guys are the DEI hires

[vo @vanillaopinions]

genuinely is this not just asking for dei but only for conservatives

[DUTCHESS @CAVALLIDOLLL]

religious psychosis is so scary she is literally mentally ill

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.

Just like this is still Twitter.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

You do realize that likely means they were tuning in to wait for Kendrick’s performance and then turned it off after?

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Everybody who orders this shit should be put on a watchlist. I’m not joking either.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Presenting this to the cashier to see if it lowers the price of my eggs

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

True story

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"Gen Z are over having their work ethic questioned: ‘Most boomers don’t know what it’s like to work 40+ hours a week and still not be able to afford a house’," per FORTUNE:

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

good morning

[Paul E Williams @PEWilliams_]

All I want is for a Mayor to cancel St. Patrick's Day in accordance with the DEI rollback. Do we have any funny Mayors in this country who will commit to the bit?

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Everyone asking “how is this legal?” It’s not!! But unfortunately we’ve set the precedent that rich people are above the law so here we are.

[dell @ShutTheDellUp]

Baby game loading

[ABC News @ABC]

When Punxsutawney Phil makes his key weather prediction this coming Groundhog Day, Feb. 2, it will be the first year he'll be doing so as a parent.

The famous groundhog and his partner, Phyllis, welcomed two baby groundhogs in March 2024. https://t.co/tbxtJPZh5e

[deray @deray]

the news needs to just report this as racism and stop feeding into this "DEI" narrative.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Awwww did someone take your hard work and use it to train a model to mimic your expertise without compensation