Shutup Foodies

Attention, whatever-vores: Your chickens won’t save the world and we don’t want the life story of everything on the menu. Also, please stop talking about ramps.

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@HuffPostFood you had me at fish sperm.

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Shut Up, Bacon #72299: That’s A Stretch http://t.co/lW0mCh264i

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That lady ate Starbucks every day for a year & I don't get it. http://t.co/eFc3ifrb0N

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Coming in 2014: We will tell you about how we partied with Ruth Reichl recently. Spoiler, it involved champagne.

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Churr-oh-no http://t.co/mM1ORXi7Hb http://t.co/cG7lE4Y2Jv

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About time, if true: @michaelpollan 10m Influential voices in food movement seek better worker wages - SFGate http://t.co/FfOJ9J4JpV

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Do we need a SUF Facebook page? I fear we do.

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Will bacon (and Ani Di Franco) finally shut up in 2014? http://t.co/i5ebtalY5J

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I'm sat in my wrapper eating beans on toast, watching the BBC. How I am still American at this point is a mystery. —Snacktime

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Shut Up Christmas Bacon, with bonus copyrant. http://t.co/MeKtKhFx0c

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Are you ready for a tomato as big as your head? (That's what she said) http://t.co/8cZhNtIcbS

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NO! RT @fandw Try some bacon in your guacamole: http://t.co/sMwaDpDfER

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The greatest cake decoration ever made http://t.co/H09GdwKAAZ

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Robots are wasted on foodies http://t.co/s8sRvf37yQ

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Get yer gosh dang bacon out of my beautiful hot cocoa, Food & Wine: http://t.co/6RV5ZIPi5g via @fandw

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@brooklyn11211 Let's not get it twisted. It was a champagne coma.

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Take Another Lil’ Pizza My Heart, Beyonce. http://t.co/BD1PZSgkpV

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I'm offended by this headline RT @latimesfood Meatball-centric Ball & Chain to open in Hollywood http://t.co/xfsFvn6Um1

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No. RT @Gothamist: Make Kale Salt With Your Leftover Kale Stems http://t.co/ycykeS0P2P (thx @colonienyc!)