ᑕOᗩᑕᕼ

What happened to Greenberg? 𝙃𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙨. You suck... ˢᴸᴵᴳᴴᵀᴸᵞ less. (ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪᴀɴᴛs)

[ᑕOᗩᑕᕼ @ShutUpGreenberg]

COACH FINSTOCK

A part of me wants to ask.

The other part of me says 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙜?

Will be more disturbing than anything I could ever imagine.

𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐆 — 𝑻𝑨𝑲𝑬 𝑨 𝑳𝑨𝑷

[‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓐ℛ𝓘𝓔ℒ ⋆˚꩜｡ @decoriswings]

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for once; i agree with coach.
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[،̲، ᅠ ᅠ 𝑪𝑶𝑨𝑪𝑯 𝑭𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑪𝑲 ᅠ ᅠ ! @BLOWINGWHlSTLES]

STOOOP TALKING.

[ᑕOᗩᑕᕼ @ShutUpGreenberg]

I mean this with EVERY fiber of my perfect being:

[ᑕOᗩᑕᕼ @ShutUpGreenberg]

@trynascore GUESS WHAT.

[SWAT.]

IF YOU’RE OUT OF MY OFFICE, THEN I CAN’T REACH YOU WITH THIS MAGAZINE. WELCOME TO THE MIRACLE OF PHYSICS.

[SWAT.]

SO KEEP MOVING.

[ᑕOᗩᑕᕼ @ShutUpGreenberg]

@trynascore [Yanks the magazine out of the deviant’s hands, rolling it up and beginning to swat at his oddly shaped head. Oh God, he’s even uglier than Greenberg.]

GET.

[SWAT.]

OUT.

[SWAT.]

OF MY OFFICE.

[SWAT, SWAT.]

[ᑕOᗩᑕᕼ @ShutUpGreenberg]

You guys track enough dirt through here, I don’t need disgusting worms doing it too.

[‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝓐ℛ𝓘𝓔ℒ ⋆˚꩜｡ @decoriswings]

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seems a bit irrational, doesn’t it..?
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[ᑕOᗩᑕᕼ @ShutUpGreenberg]

If I see ANY worms in my office, I’m squashing the filthy animals on the spot.

[ᑕOᗩᑕᕼ @ShutUpGreenberg]

GOOD.

[BLOWS WHISTLE.]

GO.

[BLOWS WHISTLE AGAIN.]

𝘕𝘖𝘞.

[BLOWS WHISTLE UNTIL HE SEES MOVEMENT.]

[ᑕOᗩᑕᕼ @ShutUpGreenberg]

Did you just--- Consider your bathroom privileges REVOKED, you little deviant.

[Pulls backup whistle out of pocket and blows it. LOUDLY.]

NOW GET BACK ON THE FIELD.

[ᑕOᗩᑕᕼ @ShutUpGreenberg]

[BLOWS WHISTLE 𝘓𝘖𝘜𝘋𝘌𝘙.]

[ᑕOᗩᑕᕼ @ShutUpGreenberg]

@ Everyone:

[ᑕOᗩᑕᕼ @ShutUpGreenberg]

@loyalycan He’s never gonna believe that.

“McCall. Why are you asking me questions about my knee instead of GETTING CHANGED SO YOU CAN GET ON THE FIELD?!”

[ᑕOᗩᑕᕼ @ShutUpGreenberg]

My “a group of idiots are discussing me” senses are tingling today.

[ᑕOᗩᑕᕼ @ShutUpGreenberg]

@ErraticCoyote Storms out of the classroom in a 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙙 𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 huff, slamming the door shut behind him.