Tyler Ford

Just think of me as any retired ballplayer who plays golf, but w/o the money and fame. I aim to make you laugh but will probably fail gloriously. Dogs rule.

[Joe Maddon @MaddHalos]

I’ve always believed conformity is overrated.

Give me a clubhouse full of different personalities, good music, a few laughs, and people who care about one another. The baseball usually figures itself out.

[Tyler Ford @ShutUpTFord]

@TheWrigleyWire Highlights head movement on 3ft of pitch height diff. isnt the great analysis you think it is. Can maybe argue a taller torso and less stride not causing the whole body to dive down as adjustment but how about we get comparable pitches before we just spew for engagement. Clown.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

A horrific story out of Delaware. State Trooper Corporal Grade One Matthew T. Snook murdered in the line of duty. He leaves behind a wife and 1 year old daughter. I can’t think of a more important cause this Xmas than raising money for the family. As always 100% of proceeds will go directly to them and I will match 100%. I know money doesn’t lesson the pain in these situations but I did have the opportunity recently to sit with 3 widows from prior donation drives we’ve done. All of them said despite the tragedy they can’t put into words how much our support meant to them. We’re asking for help 1 more time

https://t.co/DSujBQROuG

[Tyler Ford @ShutUpTFord]

@elonmusk I don’t think prosperity is the right word but sure.

[Tyler Ford @ShutUpTFord]

@MccaskeyGeorge Shut up

[Tyler Ford @ShutUpTFord]

@BleacherNation That’s fantastic, but they all pitch 5 innings. Tell me what happens with the other 4. So what good is it then? Maybe if guys pitched 7, 8, or all 9 like they used to, this would actually help. Or maybe, they wouldn’t be as good. Hopefully the former.

[Tyler Ford @ShutUpTFord]

@LavenderGhast I didn’t know killing zombies was racist.

[More Plates More Dates @Derek_Fitness]

Why Paul Saladino Stopped The Carnivore Diet After 2 Years

[Tyler Ford @ShutUpTFord]

@barstoolsports Idk what’s more egregious, the flop or the ref actually rewarding that garbage.

[Tyler Ford @ShutUpTFord]

@LeagueOfLegends Mobility execution with steadfast and a god hand?!?!? You’d never get away from this champion

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yup

[Tyler Ford @ShutUpTFord]

@Nadeshot This is an L take man. I can do whatever I want with my money and where I wanna spend it. I’m not obligated to pay for a free service. If I want to pay, I will but if I don’t, I don’t. Don’t make your content free to watch then.

[Tim Tebow @TimTebow]

⚠️ Viewer Discretion Advised: “Voice for the Voiceless” House Judiciary Committee Hearing Testimony on behalf of child sexual abuse victims

Last night, I got a message from a girl who has been rescued and she said, “thank you so much for speaking up for us”…and it was humbling to get that.

But if all we do today is speak…if all I do is speak then I also miss the mark. We have to do more than just talk about it. We have to act on it and be about it.

My hope and prayer is that today be a day that we wouldn’t miss the mark, that we would hear his cries, and her cries, and that we would hear all the boys and girls calling out and we would answer the call.

Every single one of the 50,000+ unknown boys and girls are worth us answering the call and doing everything we can so that they can experience the Faith, Hope and Love that they deserve…not the darkness, evil and torture that they’re in right now.

Thank you, Lord, for this humbling opportunity. I am grateful that we have a chance to be a part of His mission for the Most Vulnerable boys and girls around the world. @tebowfoundation

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Tyler Ford @ShutUpTFord]

@big_business_ This is what will truly make America great again.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me and the boys coming out of retirement to hit the hometown bars tonight

https://t.co/1LhwC3yh5q

[Tyler Ford @ShutUpTFord]

@thekapman @WaddleandSilvy @TWaddle87 @xjhoodespn Ever since the Bears org picked Pace over him as GM he slights the bears any chance he gets. I used to respect his opinions but anything bears related he’s just bitter.

[Tyler Ford @ShutUpTFord]

@CWilliamson44