Yes, I know you can see that I’m online right now. Yes, I know I haven’t responded to your text. Just pretend it’s 1995 and we’re not all expected to be immediately available to every person in the world 24/7.
Amazon never asks me to reset my password.
Amazon never says asks me to put my CC info again.
Amazon never forgets my orders.
Amazon just sends me happiness in a box with no questions asked.
That’s why Amazon is my secret lover.