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I don't really know how Twitter works.

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Hey @discord I got a spam demerit put on my account and I just want to know what happened, because it doesn’t make sense. How can I get a human to actually respond to my ticket? Clyde just says “you received an email and DM about this”, which I didn’t.

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@profit_lounge 55428

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Kicking off the #MMSMOA festivities at the @theFairon41 with the #PatchMyPCparty crew and the rest of this awesome community! 🍻 #PatchMyPC @mmsmoa

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@onbeeper What's the expected wait time on an invite?

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@DonSkelly10 That brain cell in your head must be really lonely.

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@DonSkelly10 @StarTribune Like republicans do with shady ass shit? You’re fucking delusional if you think republicans are at all innocent.

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@craig_kvamme @StarTribune You’re a muppet. How is a private business owner ignoring a leakage alarm at all related to politics?

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@RapSheet I think I’m done with your tweets man. Zero effort and typically wrong.

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@Marethyfax Hell yeah grats on the new job!

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@CityMinneapolis Reported issues on our street and you sent us a warning to shovel our sidewalk. System ain’t working.

The residential crosswalks are completely fucked, how do you expect people to actually get through them? I haven’t seen a plow in my neighborhood in WEEKS!

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@weird_dave

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@VampireLestat @xItzBren @shannonrwatts I was curious how many “a lot” are for you so I looked up your stats. I think you’re being a bit dramatic. 18 isn’t a lot and it could definitely be bots.

https://t.co/WTXqap5JWB

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@RapSheet Your tweet style sucks dude. Put some substance into it

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@BrandonGaudin & Matt Millen are awful. "Sometimes Punters think they're real players" and acting tough when they're watching guys wearing pink for breast cancer awareness. "how do you go to work the next day knowing your buddies saw you wearing that" -that's some beta shit. SMH

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@drewsg1 @BadSportsRefs 🤡

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@RandPaul A true patriot wouldn't be calling to repeal that just because his sugar daddy got caught.

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@weird_dave I call shotgun

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@SleeperHQ I really hope we get some better dynasty management tools like contracts!

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@Litter_Robot any chance you'd be willing to make a small text change in your notifications? Pretty please?

"The Shit Box is full" would remove the repetitive begining as we know it's a litter robot!

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@MaryMoriarty Your campaign emails look like spam. How did you even get my email?