ParodyLestat🦇

Political tweets w/ some comedy & pets thrown in for laughs & awes. List=block. MAGA accounts created in the last 4 years get blocked

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

Barry Goldwater warning the public about the Christian Taliban.

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

@annakhachiyan With a name like Khachiyan, I’m sure your parents will end up back in Yerevan too.

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

@iFightForKids 🖕🏽

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@JohnWilliamCal3 My dad’s a lawyer ass vibes

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

@canegang305mia @JohnWilliamCal3 You KNOW he’s the type of POS who’s quick with “My dad’s a lawyer” as soon as someone his size or bigger squares up.

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

@TexasGalReborn @plezurluvr @WesleyxJohnson @HustleBitch_ That’s a weak as fuck analogy.

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

@WesleyxJohnson @burglarious123 @HustleBitch_ Fuel station ran by the city? LMAO. Are you people really that fucking delusional?

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

@Olivianuzzi 31 getting it on with a 70 year old? Damn, girl, you really wanted that access.

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

@TwohoundsFL @bobbyintheshop @RadioFreeTom It’s called sea-lioning. Don’t waste your time

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

@megynkelly @AndrewCMcCarthy @RichLowry The fucking gaslighting you people do every single day

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

@OrigBoldRoyalty @somedeepstuff1 @joe4senate2024 @DirtRoadPickup “Which she represented as Senator” This clearly shows you have no clue what you’re talking about. She was AG at the time, not a Senator.

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

@somedeepstuff1 @joe4senate2024 @OrigBoldRoyalty @DirtRoadPickup She wasn’t a DA at the time. She was AG. And yes, she’s compelled to appeal.

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

@somedeepstuff1 @joe4senate2024 @OrigBoldRoyalty @DirtRoadPickup As the AG, her client is the state of California and its agencies. This includes the CA Dept of Corrections. Her office is required to represent the state.

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

@3YearLetterman @taylorswift13 False. The worst roll model for today’s youth is a California roll. Worst role model would be @3YearLetterman

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@rumpfshaker Make Aliens Go Away 2024

[Sarah Rumpf 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 @rumpfshaker]

finally tracked down proof of aliens trying to eat cats!

Here you go, JD! 👽🙀

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

@RightWingCope Trump on and Vance

[Talia Lichtstein @talialichtstein]

“I am a leader in fertilization” will be most popular frat boy instagram bio of 2024

[ParodyLestat🦇 @VampireLestat]

@davidfrum Trump is unfit and unhinged