Shelly Wiseman Webb

Stay@home mom/writer who chases kids and tangents. At the end of a good day, kids that survive are put to bed; tangents that survive are put to paper.

[Shelly Wiseman Webb @Shwebbie]

@DrillingsMarco @MA_GA_Q I agree.
I would just ask the waitstaff if there is another table available. If not, I'd take the bacon home in a doggy bag. I'm saddened and surprised by the level ethnocentrism and just downright hatred against other ethnic people. I expected better.

[Shelly Wiseman Webb @Shwebbie]

@snowyxq1 16

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - I thank the universe every day that I wasn’t born dumb enough, racist enough, sexist enough, evil enough, intolerant enough, and insecure enough to have grown up to become a trump supporter.

[Shelly Wiseman Webb @Shwebbie]

@RiffTrax The movie that starred Kiss.

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: In a test of planetary defense, a NASA spacecraft has successfully smashed itself into an asteroid 7 million miles away. https://t.co/zJ2ghjQpaV

[Larry @LarryMedic]

He’s the loose cannon, hot shot, rookie cop.
He’s the grizzled, veteran detective that’s trying to teach him the way of the streets
Together they are…

[Shelly Wiseman Webb @Shwebbie]

@AZ_Brittney Hand is firmly raised. That would be wonderful!

[Shelly Wiseman Webb @Shwebbie]

@MaryJoPehl As in "stick your invitation up your ass."? That's a beautiful slip of the tongue.

[Larry @LarryMedic]

Happy Mother’s Day to my co-conspirator and the woman I love.

[Shelly Wiseman Webb @Shwebbie]

@CoyoteWild Hope you have been having a great birthday!

[Shelly Wiseman Webb @Shwebbie]

(I can't believe I'm about to comment on this),Will Smith slapped,but Chris Rock punched down. #slap #AcademyAwards2022

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Who needs Pravda or Tass when the Russian propaganda machine has Tucker Carlson and Marjorie Taylor Greene?

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

How “Pro-Russia” has Fox News’ coverage been? Let’s just say, it’s now been praised BY RUSSIA.

[Larry @LarryMedic]

WHO FUCKING DEY!!!!!

[Shelly Wiseman Webb @Shwebbie]

@MarynB Hoping you feel better quickly.

[Shelly Wiseman Webb @Shwebbie]

@StaciaKane My husband slows down at accidents because he's a paramedic. I can't tell you how many times our plans were derailed by accidents.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

"As a child, you practiced hiding in your attic for when the rapist comes back, because you’ve always been sure he would come back. He said so." https://t.co/cZVPPXFMjJ

[Shelly Wiseman Webb @Shwebbie]

@LarryMedic That goes for you, too.

[Shelly Wiseman Webb @Shwebbie]

@MelanieHoo Yes!!