🔞 🪻Shylac🪻

🪻 MDNI 🔞
Male 🪻Early 20s~ 🪻Hypnosexual I guess 🪻
🪻New to the website and new to hornyposting 🪻
Chronically fatigued NEET :(
DMs Open

[Ben Mendelsohn @bendelsohn]

A maid who tries to soften her language so she doesn't scare her master. She does her best.

[pyukumuku🏳️‍⚧️ @pykmku]

The puppet has heavy strings. It can hardly move without someone holding them. It has just enough strength to present its strings to you and wish you to grab them. Its body is light and easy to control. It’s yours to command. It only wishes you don’t leave it idle for too long.

[bunny @toxicafterhrs]

oh no please don’t blow up my phone with messages/post/pictures while i’m busy. i would absolutely hate knowing that you think abt me while i’m gone

[てらうまれ @teraumare3000]

淫魔の剣豪師匠に
「私に剣で勝てたら、独立を許すよ」
と言われた人間の弟子。

2年経って、模擬戦稽古でついに師匠に
膝をつかせることに成功し、

『このままいけば…きっと年内には
師匠に勝つことができる！』

と思ったその日の晩、師匠が薄着で
弟子の布団に潜り込んできて

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[Ipyhesons @Ipyhesons]

I can't stop....🌀

[🔞Angel Bunny Ი⑅𐑼 @SisterOmen]

Double texting is actually so hot. Like yeah? You want my attention? You want to make sure I saw your message? Adorable

[🔞 🪻Shylac🪻 @Shylachyp]

@deen678999 @uwux334490573 "G-guys I'm serious this time!"
"I'm definitely not commenting on these things because I'm a hopeless loser who wants to be seduced into beating my little goonstick I-I promise!"

[🔞 🪻Shylac🪻 @Shylachyp]

Making people #relapse is so fun like just give in and feel good loser, you can't deny you wanted this~
#yesfap 💜🪻

[🔞 🪻Shylac🪻 @Shylachyp]

@uwux334490573 Pfft~
Just lose already gooner~ 🪻🤭

[vee @veenuthpoo]

LOSER LOSER LOSER *pushes you* FUCKING LOSER I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!! *kisses you deeply* mmghhf..- i i-i hate you..- *kisses harder and sloppier*

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

I...worked on this proof for a year...and...they just…tweeted it out.

[⚰︎ @devotecorpse]

if someone kidnaps me because they simply cannot bear the thought of eternity without me, who am i to interrupt such an embarrassing display of devotion

[🔞 🪻Shylac🪻 @Shylachyp]

@myfriendmelly I forgot about that 💀

[🔞 🪻Shylac🪻 @Shylachyp]

Uwaaahhhh why do people only like girl feet
What about mine what about #boyfeet :((((

[🔞 🪻Shylac🪻 @Shylachyp]

@eviepnotized I can only do it with my dominant hand which is funny but still bothers me a lot

[🔞 🪻Shylac🪻 @Shylachyp]

@kirimikann So cute~

[alice @aliceisplaying]

i've found the logs and it's pretty damning

[🔞 🪻Shylac🪻 @Shylachyp]

@TeaTimeCentaur "Have you tried turning your mind off and on again?"

[#52 @experiment_52]

Failvampire who somehow keeps missing all major arteries. It's not their fault! You try precisely lining up your fangs without being able to see them!!!

[Haseeb Qureshi ＞|＜ @hosseeb]

You're missing the core drama of the story: Tristan is softly accusing OpenAI of having stolen their result from Codex chat logs.

Tristan then claims OpenAI tried to threaten him to not publicly disclose this, and that they'd give him the Clay Prize ($1M) as the "closest humans to the problem" if he'd agree to disavow his co-author, @__alpoge__ , who is at Anthropic.

This is HBO-level drama, but with math proofs.