SiDimmock

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

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[SiDimmock @SiDimmock]

@fesshole I reckon someone dumped it cos the shop was full of cunts/ they had PMT. My wife has done this a few times!

[SiDimmock @SiDimmock]

@OfficialRizlaUK why does the running out paper look like an actual paper in the 'vintage' packs?! I've had enough of rolling fags with them!!

[SiDimmock @SiDimmock]

@julesbuckley thank you so much for playing timeless tonight, I've wanted to see that live since I first heard of the heritage orchestra and realised I'd missed that show! How about a full DnB HO show?! Please?!

[SiDimmock @SiDimmock]

@fesshole https://t.co/mmKfAzcgSa

[BBC Radio 6 Music 🎧 #NowPlaying Bot @BBC6MusicBot]

Now Playing 4am Kru, Jannetta, Mcdonald - Pianos Raining Down (165 Bpm Jungle Mix) #4amkru, #jannetta, #mcdonald

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

Incredible bullshit, even from an author.

(I promise it’s worth the read)

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A reminder should you need it that to be ‘betwattled’ (17th century) is to be confused, confounded, and entirely befuddled.

[Michael de Adder @deAdder]

Cartoon for June 26, 2019 on #trump #BorderCrisis
#BORDER #TrumpCamps #TrumpConcentrationCamps

[Jean-Michel Cousteau @JMCousteau]

Thank you @deAdder for this important drawing! Plastics in the ocean have a deadly and devastating effect on wildlife. Let’s reduce our use of single use plastics and the amount that enters the ocean.

[Myq (Parenthetical) Kaplan @myqkaplan]

i like to wrap potatoes in aluminum foil

because

i don't want the government to know what my potatoes are thinking.

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

BREAKING: Kanye West announces he needs more attention.

[CNN International @cnni]

Spain's large-scale study on the coronavirus indicates just 5% of its population has developed antibodies, strengthening evidence that a so-called herd immunity to Covid-19 is "unachievable," the medical journal the Lancet reported https://t.co/MNVkVFkwC3

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

While we’re debating the true meaning of ‘alert’, I can at least chuck in that it comes from the military Italian ‘all’ erta!’, ‘to the watchtower!’: a call to be on the lookout for a visible enemy. (Similarly, the word ‘alarm’ began as ‘all’ arme!’, ‘to arms!’).

[SiDimmock @SiDimmock]

@TiernanDouieb hey dude, watching your show on @nextupcomedy and I like your style! Let me know if you tour south wales

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the morning is ‘forwallowed’ (15th century): wearied from tossing and turning all night.

[SiDimmock @SiDimmock]

@MartinSLewis Is there a particular word my new employer needs to use ie laid off / made redundant? I'm a diabetic tree surgeon who left last employer on March 13th, both old and new firm are closed but some are working..

[SiDimmock @SiDimmock]

@JenBrister watching your show on @nextupcomedy and its fuckin brilliant, please add @PontardaweArts to your tour!

[SiDimmock @SiDimmock]

@ECHOTools_UK just got my 362, why have you made the fuel and oil holes smaller than ANY other chainsaw?! Think I'll send it back to @Honeybros and buy a @UK_Husqvarna saw instead #disappointed

[BBC Radio 6 Music 🎧 #NowPlaying Bot @BBC6MusicBot]

Now Playing The Isley Brothers - Footsteps in the Dark (Part 1 & 2) #theisleybrothers