Simon Boyle

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

A classic #AccidentalPartridge

[Simon Boyle @Si_Boyle]

@boyla1985 @danawhite

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS MOMENT FROM THE ONE SHOW

[Simon Boyle @Si_Boyle]

@nwater_care Is this restored to normal pressure?

[Simon Boyle @Si_Boyle]

@classicshirts

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[Kristina Holzweiss, kristinaholzweiss.com @lieberrian]

One of my favorite @sesamestreet moments of all time...

[Adrian Gray @AdrianRMG]

ADVENTURE THREAD: You’re Simon Cowell. Can you get a number 1 hit single? (Made with @jazzemu_ ).

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Simon Boyle @Si_Boyle]

@89MJU Tory voters have the audacity to clap as well.

[Simon Boyle @Si_Boyle]

@GovExec Space Cadets

[Dave Benson Phillips @DaveBensonPhill]

Mine is Black Bratwurst... what's yours?

[Dave Benson Phillips @DaveBensonPhill]

Dear @itv and @LoveIsland My Wife, Mrs. Phillips is a huge fan of your show. She has told me that you might be looking for a new presenter for the show.

If that is the case, please consider contacting me.

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

See you in the sky. #TopGun

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

You’ve changed. You used to care so much about what actors said that the paper you edited hacked Nigel Havers phone for years while his wife was dying of cancer.

[Sajjad Karim @SHK_UK]

I am a Conservative proud Brit
I never thought there would come a time I would say this -

Our Conservative PM is LYING
Blatantly so

There WILL be a border down the Irish Sea There WILL be extra checks (customs & otherwise)
This WILL weaken the integrity of the UK

He's lying

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

“It is not too late. We have an interview prepared. Oven-ready, as Mr Johnson likes to say”

Andrew Neil issues a challenge for Boris Johnson to commit to an interview with him, to face questions on why people have “deemed him to be untrustworthy”

https://t.co/daHLxEYn4r

[Hasan Patel @CorbynistaTeen]

If you earn £82,000 a year, you’d pay *£8.30* more a month in tax under Labour. Don’t forget only 5% of the UK earns £80k or more- 95% of us aren’t affected.

In return, we’d get a Green New Deal, free education, a proper NHS and homes for all.

Don’t let the Tories scare you.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Boris Johnson has spent months promising we'd leave the EU today. The failure to do so is his and his alone. Labour will get Brexit sorted by giving the people the final say within six months with the choice of a credible leave deal or remain. And we'll carry out what you decide.

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

The year after I got to Los Angeles I saw a car stalled in West Hollywood outside a diner called the Silver Spoon on Super Bowl Sunday. I drove past the car and was headed home, but decided to turn around. I saw that the cars owner was standing next to his car, looking...