my oldest brother (who’s in his 50’s) just facetimed me to ask if his outfit for a wedding looked okay (he looked very handsome) but it was so cute and wholesome and i hope he calls again anytime he needs outfit advice 😭❣️
“It’s funny- if you ask a Republican in Congress if they believe in climate change, they say, ‘Well, uh, I’m not a scientist.’ That’s what they say. But when it comes to a woman’s right to choose, suddenly they’re a doctor.”
–BARACK OBAMA
I mean… the hypocrisy right?
shout out to my dad for making me get a car with good gas mileage instead of the SUV’s i was looking at when i was buying a vehicle. might not have 4 wheel drive but i’m paying less for gas 🤪😂
I saw a TikTok that said “If you were to write a book about your dad what would the last sentence be” and someone said “I was supposed to cry to you about lovers, I cried to lovers about you”. IM IN TEARS
“what do you think @GordonRamsay would say if i made him my rice-ground beef-avocado-siracha bowl? i think he’d be impressed with the utility of it.” -@Nicklubbers1 😂😂😂
@Shayla_hk pretty sure i was only calling to ask i if you wanted to go to arizona with me 😂 something that definitely could’ve waited until you weren’t in class ☠️
The feeling after I say “Have a good day” to a patient as I leave their hospital room is equivalent to the feeling I get after saying “you too!” when the waitress tells me to enjoy my meal😅