Dylan Mememan

I love to shop. I love to have fun. I love to be myself. I'm most comfortable when I'm being myself

[Chris (Simpsons artist) @getbentsaggy]

interesting film fact of the day xox

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

Albert Einstein once had a student who was very ornery.

“you will never create car that is robot too” Albert Einstein said

he told that to this student on this day just 27 years ago. that student... grew up to be Elon Musk, founder of cell phones

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

I was just rudely reminded of how difficult guitar hero 2 is on expert. just tried YYZ and my fuckin wrist cramped

[wint @dril]

The Vagina Monologues, But For Gamers

[wint @dril]

people who like getting whacked in the balls; that shit sucks. youre outta your mind

[Kevin Lieber @kevinlieber]

Yesterday I had lived my entire life never having seen a homeless man’s balls. But that was yesterday.

[wint @dril]

waiting the customary 20 minutes after someone in the group dm says one of their pets died before posting a picture of sponge bob Nutting

[Tomasz Łakomy @tlakomy]

Actual footage of US Missle Warning System

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Here’s an interesting fact about 9/11 you may not have heard before.

[bobby @bobby]

here's my impression of a college student: [long-ass lanyard dangling out of cargo short pocket] dude the squirrels on campus are freaking crazy lol

[educated shrimp @yaperboi]

it's rlly sad nowadays some ppl don't hav the intellgence to truly understand papa johns garlic dipping sauce....

[FrankJavSCREAM 🎃👻 @FrankJavCee]

LOL I was in MacDonalds in Japan and I was like...

Me: One ICE CREAM pls!
Cashier: NANI? Ice Cream machine 🅱️roke!?
Me extremely loudly so everyone could hear: Fix that shit bih! 💯

And I kid you not, everyone just started clapping.

[KB @kbnoswag]

Your mcm has no plans so he’s about to show up to a pregame uninvited and take shots of other people’s liquor until he has enough confidence to play his “party vibes” Spotify playlist on the aux and post snapchats of himself lip syncing to 21 Savage with the caption “we out here”

[☭ travie2shoes ☭ @travie2shoes]

Alt-J is the human embodiment of a septum pierced dream catcher making acid dropping tumblr girl’s soft purple hitachi magic wand that she leaves out in her vsco pictures because she thinks being sexually active is edgy

[1994 Subaru Outback @sadieisonfire__]

hey mom me and bofa are goin to the store

whats bofa

bofa my friends that I met at baseball practice

[wint @dril]

thre most classic shit is when somebody on tv or in real life says "What about lunch"

[wint @dril]

reminder to all mh followers that if something i post catches your eye you can "Like " or share it to your friends w/ that re-tweet button

[Troy Wagner @whatatroy]

Lesser known MH #3: A plot point we ended up not doing involved Jay disguising himself as Tim. I can't remember why.