Sicilian Swiper

Rebranding… 🔋

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@inversebrah choose your fighter

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@MrBeast I have nothing to offer but hammer that like button anyways

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@BeardownCuz Bald head and the Bahama filter is something special Mikey V

Well done

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@Yolo304741 Community Notes for the win

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@BKoepka Brandel Chamblee showing up to the US Open

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@BeardownCuz Ready to ride my peloton through a brick wall right now Mikey V

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@BBCBreaking

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@Drew_Morris Reminder: winter is coming

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@br_betting @DKSportsbook @NFL He’d also be the first player ever to win MVP from his couch

[Jeff @TheFantasyEng]

My son asked what taxes are, so I gave him a bag of m&m's and explained that he has to give some to me and I know how much he has to give me but he has to guess himself and if he's wrong he goes to prison.

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Brett Maher down astronomically bad

#NFLPlayoffs

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@Tradermayne Over 50 comments and no brainlets realized that it’s actually 34 likes*

Few.

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@bhdonkey1 Who are the fact checkers on this one? Must be representatives lobbying on the side of Big Stove

I bet that 10 year old wouldn’t appreciate people comparing his ruined lungs to a walnut

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@Cribdilla Coincidentally every commercial real estate account reaches this same, unbiased conclusion

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@RapSheet so he got fined for a play that didn’t count on a celebration that wasn’t even offensive?

celebration fines + the taunting penalty are the dumbest changes to the NFL

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@nflrums you ask this in the same season that Russell Wilson was part of probably the most legendary fleece job of a franchise in history

Denver is turbo cucked for the next decade

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@DailyLoud my dumbass would have no water left bc it’s too convenient for an ordinary night when i don’t feel like walking to the kitchen

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@PLeonardNYDN contending with Sterling Shepherd?

the rest of the league must be shaking in their boots

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

so I guess every app is doing this now?

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@MoonOverlord everything about this dude is fugazi