Sidisastar

I’m warning you with peace and love ✌️ ❤️

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

I want to start a company that only makes anti-liberal stickers and car decals. But all of the profits go to climate change, women’s rights, and the LGBTQ community.

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

I have a good friend who thinks 5g is killing him, but he doesn’t believe in climate change.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

This montage of Trump saying creepy shit about Ivanka is pretty weird.

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

@heathercampbell I just celebrated 4 years without alcohol and recently just got into making espresso at home.

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

@DaveSFoley Simple, yet true.

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

Sorry

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

Trump forced 12 year olds to perform lesbian sex acts for him.

That seems important.

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

@mariabamfoo Also Maria you were hilarious, that was the best stand up show I have ever seen!! ♥️

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

@mariabamfoo I just found out the tickets I bought for tonight were counterfeit, and it’s already sold out so I can’t buy tickets. Is there any chance you have space on the guest list for Kirkland? ♥️ 🤞

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

@mariabamfoo I actually got it sorted out, it was under my friend’s name. 😅 I am so excited to see you though, thank you for responding.

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

@Mariners @jp_crawford I am literally their dog groomer. Looking good pups.

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

I couldn’t afford a weighted vest, so I just ate a bunch of donuts for a few months.

[Resident Evil Merchant @ResidentMerch]

Learned you are NOT allowed to go in the panda thing at the zoo

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

@BillyStrings @marcmaron @improv4humans @ComedyBangBang
Your interview on wtf was really great.

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

My new favorite weekend routine is starting Saturday off with weed, coffee, and anime.

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

@Mike_Eagle If only someone was around to tell us “what had happened was”

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

@heathercampbell Damn you have a better prediction rate then Q. 😂

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

I’m at the age where I now see the appeal to bird watching.

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

@timheidecker @marcmaron What the fuck fucknicks?

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

@historyinmemes Let the man cook.

[Sidisastar @SidBenedict]

Cats must’ve been so excited when cardboard was invented.