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[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Shocker. It's crazy how if you bribe the right people charges seems to disappear.

[Angel @AngelStudiosInc]

"Every once in a while, a movie changes everything" - Christian Toto

Come see the movie that people are calling the most important movie of our time. Tickets on sale now!

[sidneyann @SidDaKid21]

@ianmiles These people gotta be paid. It’s Succession IRL, all for clicks to keep engagement up on ‘news’ and social media

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Getting in shape for my debates with President Biden!

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

NEWS ALERT 🚨: Hollywood Actor, Jim Caviezel, is About To Expose The CIA’s Pedophile Ring Which He Says is The Largest in The World ⚠️

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

I spent 17K on Taylor Swift tickets and I gave them to a homeless family. They’re now asking me how to get to the concert and if there will be food. I’m a little sick of people not appreciating what they have.

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

Advice My Daughter

Since I wrote a book about deviance and debauchery on Wall Street that included anecdotes about the celebrated misogyny and objectification of women in the workplace, I get asked all the time, “What are you going to say to you daughter?”

So now that I have a daughter, here’s my advice for her:

1. Stand up straight.

2. Know how to change a tire, but whenever possible, let a man to do it for you.

3. Your physical appearance matters. That’s the world we live in, and it’s also how we’re wired.

4. Inner beauty — intelligence, personality, confidence, and a sense of humor — becomes more important as you get older. Wits never sag.

5. Know that you are more beautiful than you will ever give yourself credit for.

6. It’s my job to keep you safe. That’s why it’s also my job to teach you how to use a gun.

7. Take good care of your skin.

8. Don’t worry about dieting. Eat healthy, exercise, drink in moderation, and everything will fall into place.

9. Gender is not a social construct. Embrace the differences between men and women.

10. Read more. It allows you to borrow someone else’s brain.

11. It’s safe to assume that almost every man you meet wants to sleep with you.

12. If anyone says its okay to be fat, they’re lying to you.

13. Let him pay for dinner most of the time.

14. Just because you can fit into that tiny dress doesn’t mean you should wear it.

15. Don’t sleep around.

16. Play sports. You’ll probably run, throw, and fight like a girl, but that’s magnificent.

17. Money is important. It won’t make you happy, but it solves many of the problems that will make you unhappy.

18. You will most likely regret getting a tattoo.

19. If you are blessed with the gift of being able to create and shape a life, embrace it. You’ll probably find it more rewarding than any career, but you can still have both.

20. You have all the power over boys. Let them cherish and revere you.

21. Ignore the boos; they usually come from the cheap seats.

22. Don’t try to party like one of the guys. You don’t metabolize alcohol at the same rate, and that’s how bad things can happen.

23. Success is doing whatever it is that you love, and doing it well. But… (See #17)

24. Just because your brother might go on spring break with his friends doesn’t mean you can. (See #6, #9, #11, #22)

25. Finally, remember that rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of a smart, strong woman.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Julius Randle

[sidneyann @SidDaKid21]

@ianmiles Guy needs therapy

[Mehdi Yacoubi @Mehdiyac]

is there a law preventing hotels from building a decent gym? 😅

[SETH WEATHERS @sethweathers]

Lack of emotional intelligence is one of the biggest problems we face as a nation

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

You are still allowed to put beautiful women on magazine covers in Miami.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Instagram makes people depressed & Twitter makes people angry. Which is better?

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I don’t understand how people wake up at 4 or 5 to start their days. Do they just go to sleep at 8?

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

1. Who puts up their tree on Christmas Eve?

2. Who puts a Christmas tree in front of a door?

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Rant Alert - SBF Will Not Be Subpoenaed To Testify Regarding FTX Collapse? @elonmusk

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

SBF confirms today he is speaking at NYT for the DealBook Summit.

Other speakers include Zelensky, Zuckerberg, and Yellen.

It cost $2,499 to attend.

[sidneyann @SidDaKid21]

@StephenKing 🤮 yeah everyone listen to the guy worth half a billion dollars

[Larry Elder @larryelder]

#Midterms

[sidneyann @SidDaKid21]

@unusual_whales 😂 “several companies plan to throw a tantrum”