Sidney

Still don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

[Sidney @SidTheSloth0707]

So I was going through some old photos and found this gem. I slowly scrolled in and found a photo of my FATHER PUTTING A SHRIMP ON MY SHOLDER WHEN I WAS LIKE 6 YEARS OLD

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

type shit i’ve been on as of late

[Brian Wecht @bwecht]

9yo: Daddy, how does our family get money?
Me: I have a job
9yo: You do?
Me: You know that band where I’m a ninja?
9yo: YOU GET PAID FOR DOING THAT???

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

timeline cleanser! rt these cute cats

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

As someone who had sex in high school, there was actually no reason to have sex in high school- but thats a conclusion you have to come to on you own (and like i was in a relationship and inlove and all- still was no reason IMO)

[Venom Rach ☧ @SocialNomadRach]

He was a fricking lobster. They turned him into a crab.

[kyle @too_much_salsa]

@DallasZoo Has anyone tried pspspsps

[Stepan Hlinka @stepanhlinka]

13 free websites that are so useful they feel illegal to know:

[jerry @jerryhadid]

Crumbl cookies wishes they could create this masterpiece

[ChocolateKieran @ChocolateKieran]

Seeing the One Piece & LUSH collaboration out in the wild shook me.

I really might have to get some bath bombs. 😂

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

I would watch the new Pirates movie if she played Jack Sparrow

[max (derogatory) @maxafrass]

When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

@brittany_broski Brittany I know I’m a brand account for a cartoon Fish but please hear me out

[Michelle Deaven @michelledeaven]

britney grew up in poverty with an alcoholic & abusive father and often stayed w/ her aunt in a trailer park to get away from her toxic parents, then started working when she was 11 years old to become her family’s meal ticket dO NOT GET ME STARTED