The SideQuest

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I’m glad my dog doesn’t speak English because he annoys the fuck out of me and I say things I regret. He’s a good boy.

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@StefanMolyneux Definitely not Ellsworth Toohey.

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Why would I listen to black people bitching if the block button exists, though?

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@LuchaLily @grittywuzhere @chrisbobe I know you have a woman’s brain, but the accusation is that Tupac was a faggot. Try to keep up.

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@grittywuzhere It’s more likely you’ll get capped by another one of your homies. Thank God.

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The bitches stay crying. Constantly.

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

IS IT BECAUSE SHE'S A WOMAN?

During last night's sunday night football game, NBC showed video of Colts owner Carlie Isray-Gordon and talked about how she sometimes likes to stand on the sidelines with the team during the game. One of the announcers said she needs to be careful that she's not labeled a meddling owner.

So are they offended the owners on the sidelines.... or that a woman owner is on the sidelines?

Your Thoughts

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@__Poisonivyyy Your brain is dog shit, stop pretending you understand men.

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@chrisbobe @grittywuzhere @LuchaLily I’m pretty sure watching DBZ is not comparable to sucking dudes off and being a ballerina like Tupac, but, whatever.

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Atheists just insist that you see them as fucking retarded.

[ep @pancakesep]

“God fearing man” is so dumb, like why would I want to be afraid of an “all loving” god

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@quesadaaa_ Triggered because you’re a shit driver? lmao

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@FountainheadFm @KyleMatovcik “Quintessential human failure”

Is billionaire President of the United States with a huge family.

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@KyleMatovcik As much as I hate the GOP at this point, I have to admit, I would much rather they won than the democrats. I’d rather continue limping along in hopes that things actually change than stretch out my neck for the axe.

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Why do bitches insist on making these stupid ass faces in pictures now? You don’t look cute, you look like a fucking mental patient.

Also, fuck her for excluding me.

[shelbystardust @shelbystardust]

GOOD MORNING to everyone who isn’t a racist neonazi hateful piece of shit 😌

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@derpincia Oh, that’s cool. *checks notes* I don’t give a fuck.

Nah, I’m just kidding, it is pretty gay.

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Deep thoughts of a woman.

[💕 @abc_d1vine]

why is being called "pussy" a sign of weakness but "balls" indicate strength

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@abc_d1vine Why are you asking stupid fucking questions that a 12 year old thinks are clever?

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@bog_beef It’s pretty ineffective, though, right? I’ve always heard it’s easy to render the results useless and even if you aren’t trying to trick the machine, it’s still wrong pretty frequently. This is why they’re inadmissible as evidence in court, as far as I’m aware.

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@BStondentious I don’t know if you know who Max Miller is, but I can’t read “hardtack” without thinking of that dude.

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@mfeka_winston @DMVPat This is like arguing with a monkey lmao