Peter Parker's pot belly has an Oscar

angry Latina with gold hoops

ASC 2019

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Anyways my racist coworker is the literal worst but at least I work with Rose

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@MeaResea Lmao so I definitely missed it then. I was sitting and thinking about how well it fits 🤯

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Did y’all know people say sugar, honey, and iced tea in place of saying shit? I definitely feel like I missed something

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@swimthefree OH I HOPE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT!!!

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One of my bosses pre covid stood up for me when a coworker was being racist towards me. When I got a text from her asking if I wanted to come back to work for her, no second thoughts. Honestly I’d do anything for her. We start back tomorrow and I’m so excited!

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I had a 3 year old scream at me cuz they couldn’t open their Tupperware. I turned to them and said “that’s rough buddy.” So that’s where I’m at on this fine Friday afternoon

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I went from paid covid time, to no job and living on unemployment, to working two jobs in the span of 1 month and yikes the whiplash

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Update: the three hour meeting turned into a four hour meeting

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About to walk in to meet my coworkers and sit for a three hour staff meeting

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Nice job big bro!
@alexrickydiaz

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Wear a mask

[jul🌻 @julmarchie]

FUCK. BRIAN. KEMP.

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I live in the realm of man I want a relationship and then when I’m seeing someone who wants to go all in, I cut and run. Really need to work on myself

[Mycah Hatfield @MycahABC13]

"They lied to our faces every single day."

This press conference has been hard to watch. Fort Hood soldier Vanessa Guillen's family has such raw emotion after the heartbreaking developments over the last 24 hours. #whereisvanessaguillen

https://t.co/0CsOK5jUq1

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Some people wait for a text back from a partner, I wait for an email back from my lawyer 😔

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A dictator. That’s what trump is

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Rose just quoted prince of tennis...

Is this what pure love feels like?

@nipplefucker420

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We got toilet paper!!!

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Alright we are officially running low on tp but it's sold out everwhere....rose and I are absolutely confused as to how we are going to find more tp....