jul🌻

jules. artist. fruit. 23. big soup! 🍓🍑🍋🥝🫐🍇 she/her in the way you refer to mother earth. ✨

[jul🌻 @julmarchie]

waiting an hour for my goth gf to get ready so we can go to waffle house

[jul🌻 @julmarchie]

@aasian @erikawynn i worked at b&n in the mid/late 2010s and i don’t think i ever saw her book leave the bestseller display (which was updated weekly)

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Wild how the most aggressive Christians in this country are insanely pro capitalism while the Bible literally says it’s functionally impossible for rich people to even get to heaven lmao

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think g-rated insults hit so much harder like I swear to god if someone called me a fool I would cry myself to sleep

[jul🌻 @julmarchie]

voting isn’t gonna fix everything but i will say i am happy by the amount of women i see on the georgia ballot :)

[jul🌻 @julmarchie]

i pulled an all nighter ONCE at 14 and swore to never do that again. i am not strong enough

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Babe the Silly Goose University just called... you got in

[jul🌻 @julmarchie]

took us to a van gogh exhibit a few weeks ago 🥰

[jul🌻 @julmarchie]

@TaiaDominique we also learned quite a bit from khan academy. you can put their videos in the background and just listen and glance up at the photos! it’s free last i checked, maybe look up ap art history for khan academy

[jul🌻 @julmarchie]

@beatles_bian it’s about damn time i’m tired of stupid ass men

[jul🌻 @julmarchie]

me: wait, julie andrews is still alive right?
andrea: no i think she’s dead
me: *looks it up* no she’s alive, she’s 87
andrea: so i was close
😭😭😭

[Spay Or Neuter Your Computer @chaoticgaythey]

I swear the only difference for neurotypicals between a "reason" and an "excuse" is who is giving it

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

[during sex] again i really just want to express how thankful i am that you’d do this

[clintoris @clintoris]

When a gay person says “wait no because like” they’re about to say the most incoherent sentence you’ve ever heard

[jul🌻 @julmarchie]

a relationship is 50/50. she has big boobs and i have a nice ass

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

was SO sad that I finished all 6 seasons of my bedtime comfort show until I realized I can simply watch it again from the beginning. follow me for more cutting edge brilliance

[KAIMORALLE CONSULTS LIMITED @KaiMoralleCoffe]

a relationship should be 50/50 i don't make sense when i speak and you have to guess wtf i meant

[jul🌻 @julmarchie]

@tylergaca when i was 18/19 at my parents house, i woke up to a guy i hadn’t seen before in my room, annoyed and trying to get in my bathroom. figured out it was my brothers friend (sleepwalking) and i opened my door and pointed and went “OUT. NOW” like he was a dog. “NO. ALL THE WAY”