Hear me out:
Karmelo Anthony vs. Vickrun Digwa. USA vs. UK. Live, pay-per-view, knife fight to the death.
All proceeds split between the Metcalf and Nowak families.
Winner is immediately executed.
I'm only offended by the fact that Paul Denino described his version as requiring a slightly more IQ to watch. Landon, Twins and JD - completely unseen before enigmas.
These folks - found at any z-list party in Miami. No hate to them personally at all. Its just obvious Jet & Ben make decisions that are funny/interesting much more on an 'intellectual' level than whatever this is.