Signe Washington 🖤

Business person at @certainly_satin |

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Limuru sahi ukioga unafanywa youth leader

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

I just watched a video where adults in Korea meet up to play cops and robbers, and I thought about organizing one here until I realized we would be joined by real robbers 😅

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

me this month because June made sure i felt all 30 days

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

My problem is I assume that everyone wants Ruto out of office

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The fastest way to kill a good idea is asking ten people what they think.

[Dr Ruby (she/her) jaboukies everything @PaperWhispers]

Am I a Black woman?

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

I refuse to believe that there are people who describe things as “Mwecheche” in real life and bag women. 😒

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

i love my mom dearly but i've never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed

[O.G™ 🤎 @Omogbolahann_]

African mom finding out you pay to listen to music:

[Dwin, The Stoic @DwinTheStoic]

Savannah’s man

[SëNN👽 @senn03]

@WilliamsRuto President crashing out on X is crazy bro. Great times to be a kenyan

[Kate 😍💦 @mis61964]

@WilliamsRuto Unakasirika Siku Moja na sisi hivo ndio tunakasirika na wewe kila Siku? Nkt

[Lilian Lenana @wakilimstaafu]

Muratina hukulewesha na capillary action, from the legs upwards
Before the brain registers umelewa utakuwa Unaanguka kwa Vibanda za mboga Ukishtua wamama

[Malcom @ThyMalcolms]

I have cows for hire During Dowry ceremonies, How they will disappear from your in-laws is non of your business...

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

Whenever I catch myself not reading things completely, I remember anti-intellectualism is on the rise, literacy is in decline, and I don’t want to be a VICTIM!

[isha @MibshaD]

*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month*

“a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.”

-the medical community

[Mapholoba @LuthandoFuze]

Your voice note is incomplete without “so yah” at the end.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Girls, have you noticed that what many men consider a special date at a restaurant is just a regular lunch in female friendships?