Astro 💫

No more than a Mortal Man

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

Oh my God Nigga admire the booty and move on

[daedalus @BasedDaedalus]

wake tf up. GTA 6 is not a video game. it is a coordinated PSYOP dropped by rockstar + the shadowy they to reprogram every gringo’s brain into thinking latinos are the main character now.

they knew exactly what they were doing when they cooked lucía looking like THAT. rizz so lethal it should be a war crime. they put her in vice city so midwestern white boys start dreaming in spanish and suddenly “maybe i should learn to salsa” is a personality. next thing you know the whole country is glazing empanadas and calling their mom “mami.”

this was never about crime, it was about cultural annexation.

this is a coordinated latinas coup. gringos will be out there downloading duolingo at 3am like it’s a spiritual awakening.

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

@bigjonflamingo @ryeciaga @boyontiktok And? Hasn’t stopped ppl before

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

@Bereketkaizen @BronGotIt By 25 she’ll be going for 2k

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

@EpicTV44 @Socachu85 @LLDJ14 @Azufre728269 @TheArtchivist_ @ibetheworks @FEMSA60KCAL222 @JinksWasntTaken @Zombieatwork @meikoboobies @clarkfishe34802 @de_la9094 @PreternaturalER @CaptainClaood Hey at least I’m not drinking Brian

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

“How do you feel about Asian women?”

[zinzy°🐻 @zinzy_js]

I dare this nigga to breathe wrong

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

@spenk_said_what @RaylovesYouLol They do and call it OnlyFans

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

@showgirlf @99Void99 You think we WANT to play the long game?

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

@GmdTrick Better hop on that level boy clocks ticking

[Netermind @Netrimer]

Our top 3 throne has been reclaimed... (Penumbral 100%)
took 19-20k, but 15k was on the bad setup so like cmonnnnnn

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

@TimDonaghyBetz @KameronBennett I like the way you think brother

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

@owser_B Cosmic Paracasm

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

@caramollGD @Polterghast I expected more of a fight tbh lmaoooo

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

@Bf3Us37866 @saintlikegrimm @Choco_Risk New can give you such bs man

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

@QueMarlon_ Me Today

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

Very Horny, Very Employed, Very Unhappy

[star @realgeekdjoe]

yall be so horny cuz yall unemployed

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

Odessa A'zion did not exist before Marty Supreme like what’s going on

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

Wow I wouldn’t expect something like this from her I’m disgusted, where are these conventions btw? so yk I can avoid them

[CiaoChiara is trolling @CiaoChiara18]

#mytruth

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

Nigga why is this comm filled with Loli/CP
https://t.co/pz2wAg9k5M

[Astro 💫 @SignedAstro]

@finderrio @DianaaDaddy @souljagoyteller @AzorTheReturn We are NOT about to blame pedophilia on mental illness