Sigurd

I work for Belethor, at the General Goods store.

[Belethor @Belethor_GG]

So @Sigurd_GG bursts in the front door, yells "Death by Snu Snu!", and then hides in the closet. It is going to be one of those days.

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

@Belethor_GG The buttons overwhelmed me, okay.

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

I forgot how to twitter.

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

@Belethor_GG You're just jealous of my rapist wit.

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

@Belethor_GG @Laverselkhajiit Yeah, well, the Jarl can suck my--AHRIEGOUJTHJHORKNLLL!±!!!

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

@Belethor_GG @Laverselkhajiit Ohh. This is one of your jokes, isn't it? There are no nice daedras hahah. I SEE THROUGH YOUR RUSE OLD MAN

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

@Laverselkhajiit @Belethor_GG WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING I AM SCARED AND CONFUSED. I WORK FOR BELETHOR.

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

@Laverselkhajiit @Belethor_GG oh gods now i'm hallucinating

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

i have so much to live for, so many people to inform about my workplace. it's getting cold. so cold. so cold..

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

this isn't how i'm supposed to go

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

it's dark and there is something down here with me

[Belethor @Belethor_GG]

Hmmm, @Sigurd_GG just fell in the well while looking at his Dwemer device and walking. Maybe selling one to the cart driver was a bad idea.

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

THISCOFFEESTUFFISAMAZINGI'VEHADLIKE5KETTLESFULLANDIT'SGREATANDYEAHBZZZZZZZZ

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

@Belethor_GG @NordWarrior IT'SAMAZINGI;VEHADATLEAST5KETTLESFULLOHGOD

[Belethor @Belethor_GG]

@NordWarrior I have this stuff called coffee that @Sigurd_GG invented. It's hot water poured through crushed beans.

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

@Belethor_GG I'm pretty sure I ς ∆ и ₮ ∆ ㄅ ₮ ∑ ₮ ⅰ ㎡ ∑ . .. . . .

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

What's going on? I can't feel my face.

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

'Cause I'm @Sigurd_GG, yes the real @Sigurd_GG, all you other Sigurd_GGs are just imitating.

[Sigurd @Sigurd_GG]

@red_kino @Belethor_GG Yeah, STEP OFF BRO.

[Belethor @Belethor_GG]

@Sigurd_GG tried to enhance his cart with "under carriage flames" of different colors. It blew up.