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Professional Troll, Squatty Potty Lover, Science Denier, Fourth Segwayman of the Memepocalypse, Matthew 7:15, 1 Corinthians 3:7, Matthew 12:25, Galatians 4:16

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The subtle shift from "Dog Owners" to "Pet Parents" is telling of how we run our societies.

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@alargemike Not sure why anyone would care about a stranger's interpersonal relationship with their mother.

"Don't you think he'd be embarrassed if we told his mommy about what he's been up to??" is just such a hilariously weak move that it feels like a poorly written sitcom plot point

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@Bob4Florida @PWaynorth @haleyngreen___ Yes of course the correct snow jungle boots. Hang on, I need to take notes

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@alargemike I have no care or opinion

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@nikemunley @alargemike This you?

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@nikemunley @alargemike So your beef is that he spoke naughty words to someone? Lmao

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@Bob4Florida @PWaynorth @haleyngreen___ I'LL BRING THE PAPER PLATES BITCH

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@nikemunley @alargemike I'm open to the idea that there's some (maybe gay?) skeletons in his closet, but I'm unconvinced at present. The "smoking gun" reads as a cringey 2010s call of duty lobby comment, not an honest perversion or endorsement

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@alargemike Well from your description, it certainly sounded more scandalous than the actual content.

We're all for exposing hypocrisy, but this is classic tongue-in-cheek (though very low-hanging fruit). Maybe if he was posting thirst traps of Blue Boy models, you'd have more to chew on

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@HeartTank64 Why the fuck does he care if he has "nice shoes" if he's just going to leak hoof juice through every pair? You'd also think he would be averse to picking a white or light color

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@RondureGyre @brhodes They think that it causes the earth to spit out extra hurricanes, more intense storms+flooding, calmer weather, global warming, polar vortexes, ice melt and ice gain. Every single weather event ever to them can be reduced to CO2 being at fault, it's maddening

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@alargemike Meh, this is inert. You should re-evaluate your career as a detective or whistleblower.

Unless theres maybe something a bit more scathing?

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@Bob4Florida @PWaynorth @haleyngreen___ "Come meet me in the jungle bro" who can't fathom how people throw away paper plates in remote areas is one of my favorite mental gymnastics events.

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@RoyIsThaTruth Tell us more Kang

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@Bob4Florida @PWaynorth @haleyngreen___ Dude who "spreads joy" can't debate simple points from someone because he doesn't like their unchangeable traits. Very tolerant and accepting.

He's so lily white he's probably never lived on septic and well, let alone visited at a property without these modern amenities

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@Bob4Florida @haleyngreen___ Retarded nigger we don't give a fuck about what you think is harmful for the environment. We will continue to burn all of our trash, it's a family activity and the kids all roast marshmallows

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@Bob4Florida @haleyngreen___ Lol guy who has never had to burn all his trash enters chat

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@EthanHatcher They all feed themselves this bullshit and believe it. They see a crow on the street and think it's some mystical animal sign that their goddess Freya or Lilith is showing them a divine symbol of intelligence (ironically) or some random crap.

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@BenjaminPDixon Have you seen an Israeli Jew? They look like Italians

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@prmade313raised I can picture the clapping hands for inflection