Vanessa

Sentimental computer graphics and hardware (shit)posting

[はんぺん弁 @mori_oka_pi]

moe & trash

[Spectral Compute @SpectralCom]

𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗡𝗩𝗜𝗗𝗜𝗔 𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺. 🟩

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[f4mi ‼️ @f4micom]

Did you know it’s illegal for a European who wants to travel to the United States to say
“this AI video of Charlie Kirk being saved by Epstein is funny”?

It’s illegal.
Like, actually illegal.
It’s one of the only sentences you’re not allowed to say.

Now, it was okay for me to say it just then, because I was telling you that it’s illegal to say
“this AI video of Charlie Kirk being saved by Epstein is funny.”
I’m not actually saying it.
I’m just saying it’s illegal to say it.

It’s kind of like a public service.
I’m letting you know so you don’t go out, as a European, and accidentally say something like that
before going through US border control.

But what’s really interesting
is that it’s illegal to say
“I really, really think someone out there would find an AI video of Charlie Kirk being saved by Epstein funny.”
That’s illegal.
Extremely illegal.
Very, very illegal.

But it is not illegal to say
“as a European wanting to travel.”

Because that’s its own sentence.

It’s an incomplete sentence,
but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before it,
so that’s perfectly fine.

Perfectly legal.

[Vanessa @SiliconExarch]

@YourWaifu Common Fart Master L

[f4mi ‼️ @f4micom]

btw i am not going to stop using the homebrew channel just because of a scandal that would have went completely unnoticed if people kept their mouth shut

[cts🌸 @gf_256]

if i wanted to see autofellatio i would have just gone on xvideos

[Vanessa @SiliconExarch]

@notnotzecoxao Why should original hardware elitism be constrained to consoles that are no longer in production? 🙃

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Endless next-quarter thinking has reduced the Nvidia brand to "F-tier value for S-tier prices". 5070 should have had 16GB VRAM minimum, 5080 w 24/32 SKUs, 5090 32/48/+. Releasing a $1,000+ GPU in 2025 with a crippling 16GB is a monopolistic crime against the consumer.

[Alex Plaskett @alexjplaskett]

ReSym: Harnessing LLMs to Recover Variable and Data Structure Symbols from Stripped Binaries

https://t.co/dYzepTTJ6U

[Greg Linares (Laughing Mantis) @Laughing_Mantis]

Wait until I tell you what they already have in stores and have had for years

Spoiler: 4g/5g relays in stores use signal triangulation units that can see where you stop in aisles and know what you buy based on your cellphones signal

I know this because I bought the data

[celeste @vmfunc]

i am a responsible adult and i make responsible life decisions and purchases

[Mia Peppsi 🃏♥️♣️♦️♠️ @YourWaifu]

The GNU GPL could save the world but no one wants to talk about that