Brad Sanzenbacher

I like it when people use technology to be friends & work together.
I also like to write songs and play them to my cat.

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

@elonmusk You should consider skipping the "Media Empire" phase of your career and going straight to the "Saving your pee in jars" phase.

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

Interesting take on the career of Matt Stafford by an economist at Boston College. @MelKiperESPN #nfl #Rams
https://t.co/CMbF81Pm1P

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

hey @warriors just so you know, if you made official Steve Kerr baby Onesies and donated proceeds to Everytown or Sandy Hook Promise, I'd buy about a hundred of them right now. #SteveKerr

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

Hey @elonmusk, if you want to do some good in the world please buy https://t.co/OXJ6zl9jgf from the @weatherchannel and turn it into something other than the most adware-infected site on the internet.

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

If Black Sabbath's "Paranoid" and Michael Jackson's "Thriller" had a baby, it would be Jack White's new album "Fear of the Dawn." @thirdmanrecords

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

Hey @tomfriedman - Don't you think it's a weird coincidence that Donald "Definitely Not a Russian Asset" Trump's murkily-financed and misinformation-friendly Twitter clone "Truth Social" Launches on the same day Putin begins activating his invasion of Ukraine?

#TruthSocial

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@Dan_Heilman @birbigs lol, there's a very good reason Bob has won almost every award for Music and writing and zero for acting. Great movie though, he just stands out like a sore thumb!

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

@birbigs Also the Coen Brothers - which, I mean, come on - Are there any funnier writers than that?

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

@birbigs Dylan is undoubtedly a brilliant comedic writer when he chooses to be. He writes in images and has a keen eye for the comical. Check out "Floater" from Love and Theft (2001).

https://t.co/aI6kDAmGU2

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

Since absolutely no one asked, I'll just come out and say it: I would love to see @Sethrogen make a Stoner comedy set in the Star Wars universe.

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

I'm halfway through dry January. I haven't showered once. I have no idea why this is so popular. #DryJanuary

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

The hardest part of having a baby is figuring out how to adjust all the goddamn straps you need to strap your kid into stuff all day. #parenting #dadlife #newparent

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

I don't know if there's an age in life when it stops being funny to pull your shirt over your head and walk around saying "I am Cornholio!" but I can tell you it's definitely not 36. @MikeJudge #beavisandbutthead

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

Ever have a moment where you realize John Lithgow has been one of the more reliable adult figures in your life?

#johnlithgow @JohnLithgow #geriatricmillennial

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

Did you know that the game "Operation" helps kids prepare for times in adulthood when they have to tweeze their fingers down to reach something that fell between the hot burners on the stove? @Hasbro that should be in the commercials. #operation #boardgames

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

Midnight Mass is the first thing I've watched in a while that made me think "Who the fuck thought this up?" Great work @flanaganfilm - looking forward to seeing what's next #MidnightMass #netflix

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

“We once did a retroactive session with our team to ask the question “how do you use Slack?” This ritual was super valuable in understanding why and how people choose to use it.” - @JeremyWight #Distributed2021

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

Great idea from @aloka - starting meetings with a scavenger hunt that requires people to stand up, leave their computers, and bring some of the physical world into their icebreakers. #Distributed2021

[Brad Sanzenbacher @SiliconSanz]

Interesting insight from @JeremyWight: Physical spaces have an energy advantage, but often fall short when it comes to taking artifacts from meetings and bringing them into the digital realm where work is done. Miro is great because everything is already digital. #distributed2021

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“We produce our all-hands meetings like a television shows now, with segments and interviews and title sequences and also interactive games in Miro. We treat our meetings more like a media environment.” - Matthew Latkiewicz (Zendesk) #Distributed2021

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Have a good tip, tech, or methodology for tracking goals? Share with @aloka #goaltracking #Distributed2021