Slade™️

My tweets are one long manic episode.
A sober bipolar Millennial idiot from the Midwest.
Hawks By A Million.

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@Jexxie This makes me think of Mean Girls and boobs predicting weather patterns

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@historyrock_ Goated

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@treydayway It’s nauseating

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@Jexxie @BillyM2k We are gluttonous creatures

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Happy Mother’s Day to all the queens out there!

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me doing 14 hours of research before going all-in on a stock

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@MARLONALLADIN @HOUSEPORN___ lol ok pal

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@theliamnissan @thetomcelica

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Confident I can propel myself to Mars if I consume enough prunes

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@Homievulgaris Predators vs Predators

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@patrick_oshag Reading Lonesome Dove for the first time. Loving it.

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Somebody get me to the team barber those beards lookin TIGHT. #cubs

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@JeffNadu

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Rally cap on. #cubs

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@danabeers Panda Express or Tacos

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This Strawberries and Cream Dr. Pepper got me fucked up

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@brockpierson Youre right im about as bipolar as my tweets

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Please get some pitching help at the deadline. #cubs

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Let’s get some runs cmon nah #cubs

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@Cubskickass100