The Silky Groundsman

Unofficial Twitter page for Macclesfield's YSL pitch carer

[The Silky Groundsman @SilkyGroundsman]

So I've been on a tour to check out some pitches and today I got to visit my favorite club in The Netherlands. Well in boys!

[The Silky Groundsman @SilkyGroundsman]

@PapaSeckMaccle1 @Gew00nBas @StormRufer @PawelSzczerbal @WayneOlsen15 @MatyasRybar @CammyConsidine @ClarkeOsman @WaseemAlSaad11 @madaniahmad16 @CutzyGaming You sure you want a groundskeeper at the back, Papa? I know my role, I would much rather the team gets the wins over playing myself 😂

[The Silky Groundsman @SilkyGroundsman]

@MathisUnitedFC Sorry I can't help, I'm in Qatar right now. Do you need my brother in law to step in? He doesn't have experience with pitches per se, but he does smoke a lot of grass...

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@CutzyGaming You were a day too late for April's Fools, Curtis.

[The Silky Groundsman @SilkyGroundsman]

@Rui_Faria13 @setpiecemaximus @_HaveANice_ @CutzyGaming @YslMacclesfield @vic_mathis39 @SerikTheSoviet @MatyasRybar @WitiCJr @VeranusTjiroze I meant there was not much to like on the pitch. No need to get all personal 😅

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@Rui_Faria13 @setpiecemaximus @_HaveANice_ @CutzyGaming @YslMacclesfield @vic_mathis39 @SerikTheSoviet @MatyasRybar @WitiCJr @VeranusTjiroze Because you were disappointed that you didn't get likes? Not that anyone ever liked anything you did.

[The Silky Groundsman @SilkyGroundsman]

Apparently I got trolled yesterday. A day has 24hrs, not 22. That's just great. Didn't know Qatari did April's Fools.

[The Silky Groundsman @SilkyGroundsman]

So... I've heard whispers of a new stadium. I've been sent to Qatar to learn how to grow a new pitch in a manner of days. I tell you, the labour these employees put into it.. I didn't know it was possible to work 18 on 4 off, 7 days a week...

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@CutzyGaming @SashKX As a first choice over @SKapuuo? Surely you mean as backup instead of @IanRobbo23Macc?

[The Silky Groundsman @SilkyGroundsman]

Hey @CutzyGaming, I was just lying in the grass wondering.. If you could sign any current Man Utd player and swap him with one from your Macclesfield best 11.. Who would they be and why?

[The Silky Groundsman @SilkyGroundsman]

Really nice of @WaseemAlSaad11 to color his hair green to reflect the grass I tend to so carefully. But I must say I liked his Hollywood haircut better...

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@CutzyGaming Well Tyler needs brain surgery as well, apparently, so there's that? 🤷‍♂️

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@felix_lund @WitiCJr Pitch perfect response for my mood, thank you 👌

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https://t.co/uO5JLypEl8
I just heard some fans singing a chant for @WitiCJr and I love it. On Puff Daddy's Come With Me. It's really simple. Tuuduutuudududu tuududuu GO WITI!
Tuuduutuudududu tuududuu GO WITI! #

[The Silky Groundsman @SilkyGroundsman]

@WitiCJr @felix_lund My favorite Twitter character. And awesome haircut. @Edathodika, you can take notes.

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@Smithzyyy @CutzyGaming 'HITS THE WOODWORK!'

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ICYMI, my pal at Wembley's ground just sent me this. The hashtag #MacclesfieldsCole is going viral apparently!
@IanRobbo23Macc

[The Silky Groundsman @SilkyGroundsman]

@CutzyGaming GTN in Fifa 😍

[The Silky Groundsman @SilkyGroundsman]

The support of the Silkman is fenomenal, but we've got to talk about the state of Nweke's Kingdom. This amount of graffiti within just 6 months is just unacceptable. I tend to the pitch, but Big Phil has a harder job keeping the walls clean than @RuudPinas has keeping his sheets.