Silly String

No DMs! Will not buy you Apple gift cards! Independent voter. No fake Elons! I’m tired of the real one taking advantage of me too! my words are my own

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

It’s not the Gulf of America.
We don’t have a Department of War, unless you count the war we’re losing.
Canada is not the 51st state.
There’s no such thing as the Lake of America, The Strait of America or the Trump Center.

You are not 6’3” and 225 lbs, You’re demented.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

I STAND WITH CANADA 🇨🇦♥️

[Silly String @SilleeString]

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[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: DUMBEST MAGA YET? A Trump supporter leaves an interviewer flabbergasted by claiming that the British have been secretly ruling America for 125 years — until Trump finally freed us.

Tell us if you can make heads or tails of this...

"So Donald Trump, he's been in office now a year and a half. What's Donald Trump's greatest accomplishment in his first year and a half?" Jason Selvig of the political comedy group The Good Liars asked a Trump supporter on the street.

Never for a moment, not in the most untamed regions of our imagination, did we expect an answer like the one this woman delivered.

"Trump's done a lot of things. Number one, a lot that people don't realize, he got our country back because we've been under the reign of Great Britain the last 125 years," she said, completely serious. "They destroyed the evidence."

"What? Wait, what? We've been under the reign of Great Britain for the last 125—" asked a stunned Selvig.

"When Charles came here, he thought that he was going to manipulate Donald Trump. And Trump went along with him because that's who he is..." the woman continued. "But that's what the 250 years was really about, was we got our independence back."

"Wait a second. Sorry, sorry, sorry..." said Selvig, struggling to follow her deranged logic. "We've been under control for the last 125 years by Great Britain?"

"Mhm," she said, nodding sagely.

"Even though we've got, you know, the strongest army in the world and all that stuff?" asked Selvig.

"It's true. The truth is there," said the Trumper.

"Where did you see this? Where did you see this?" asked Selvig.

"You're just going to have to research just like I did. You're gonna have to. It's true," said the woman.

This is what passes for political thinking on the right. These people have completely rotted their minds with a constant diet of Fox News paranoia, InfoWars conspiracy theories, and insane bullshit cooked up by MAGA influencers looking to farm clicks.

An entire swath of this country now lives in a fever swamp of delusions, egged on by their demented, pedophile President who will endorse any lie so long as he thinks he can squeeze some votes out of it.

It's frankly astonishing that these people's votes counts as much as yours.

As for Selvig's question, the simple fact is that Trump has zero accomplishments to his name, which is why he has become so fixated on his ballroom, the Reflecting Pool, and other superficial renovations. He's grasping for a physical legacy because the history books will remember him as a dark stain on the American presidency, a pedophile who lost an illegal war, destroyed America's status as a superpower, and tanked the global economy.

Please ❤️ and share if you think that MAGA is a mental illness at this point!

[Silly String @SilleeString]

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[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

More idiocy from Trump.

Just fyi: Lake Ontario comes from the Native American name for the lake, and it's been called that since the founding. The Canadian province is named after the lake.

"Lake Ontario" is a far more authentically American name than, say, "Mar-a-Lago."

[Mia @MiaForTrump]

“Hello Melania Trump.

My name is Juliette Bryant — an Epstien survivor.
You want girls to testify under oath? Here I am. Everything I’ve said is TRUE.
Too bad so many of the girls who already testified ended up dead.
Maybe it’s time you and your husband testify under oath too.

What are you hiding?”

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @WhiteHouse: Canada is our ally. North Korea is our adversary. Get the difference?

North Korea starves and tortures their own people, and routinely threatens America.

Why is trump promoting and sucking up to Kim Jong Un? Is something mentally wrong with trump?

[J @jasonllevin]

Do You Support Invoking the 25th Amendment to Remove Trump from Office?

[A @bluhue123]

Raise your hand ✋ if you stand with Robert De Niro against Trump

[Silly String @SilleeString]

@Damaan4u33 That’s one of the best incentives I know for this Independent to vote all Democrat

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

The amount of damage these people have done to America is immeasurable.

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

If you’re an American and you want no part of Trump and his mean spirited administration and support my country of Canada 💯 could you please show us some love? 💕

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

And just like that, the most damning Epstein files completely VANISHED from the media.

A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children.

Lets make this viral again 👇

[Silly String @SilleeString]

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[Silly String @SilleeString]

@RandPaul Good for you Rand. You be the face of unreason

[Silly String @SilleeString]

@WhiteHouse What a nincompoop

[Cindy 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @CindySnow12]

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[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: NERVE, STRUCK! Trump throws a massive hissy fit and threatens to rename Lake Ontario to something WAY stupider after Ontario Premier Doug Ford told him to "kiss my ass."

Talk about a one trick pony...

"The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don’t expect to be doing much business with Ontario any longer," Trump wrote on Truth Social. "Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

The lunatic outburst comes after Ford called Trump a "dictator," "bully," and "the king of bankruptcies."

“Well, he can kiss my ass, as far as I’m concerned. We need to throw everything and the kitchen sink at him. He’s arrogant. He’s cocky," said Ford.

The blunt jab was a response to the Trump administration torpedoing our relationship with Canada, our closest ally, after trade negotiations broke down last Friday. The White House slapped 50% tariffs on many Canadian imports and Canada hit back by announcing matching tariffs of their own.

This asinine idea to rename Lake Ontario is akin to jangling keys in front of a baby's face for the MAGA crowd. It's just a lazy retread of what he did with the Gulf of Mexico and unfortunately these Republican rubes are already falling for it. Our country is falling apart, Trump still hasn't sorted out his failed war with Iran, the economy is in free fall, and now our sundowning President is focused on meaningless name changes.

To point out the obvious, but Canada couldn't care less what name Trump decides to scrawl on his map. Canada and the entire rest of the world will just go on calling it Lake Ontario.

As deeply stupid as this idea is, it demonstrates how well this man understands his braying base. They don't care if their lives worsen by every single metric thanks to his disastrous leadership, so long as they can chant "USA" at his rallies and engage in brainless xenophobia.

In a followup post, Trump attacked Prime Minister Mark Carney for revealing that during the abandoned negotiations, White House officials sought to strip Quebec's unique identity by attacking French language programs. As always with these MAGA weirdos, culture war issues are the priority. Understandably, the Canadians saw the bizarre requests as an attack on their sovereignty and a form of imperialism.

"I would never interfere with Canadians speaking French!" Trump wrote. "In fact, I have never even thought of doing such a stupid thing. This lie was made up by a weak and ineffective Prime Minister in an attempt to gain political support, which he has totally lost, from the people of Quebec. I love French Canadians! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

Of course, if Trump is denying something that usually means that it's true. We have no reason to distrust Carney on this issue and every reason in the world to think that Trump is lying once again.

And again, it cannot be stressed enough how deeply stupid this entire trade war is. There is nothing to be gained and the American people are already struggling from the fallout of the Iran War. Once again, Trump has put his boot on our collective neck.

Please ❤️ and share if you stand with Canada!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: EXPOSE THEM! Hunter Biden TORCHES Jared Kushner for raking in billions of dollars from foreign governments and then takes aim at Melania for her own corruption.

The clock is running out on the entire Trump crime family...

"You compare that to Jared Kushner, who is an unelected official who has no official role in the United States government negotiating peace in the Middle East, while he is literally being paid hundreds of millions of dollars from all of the actors in the Gulf," Hunter said to Republican commentator Ana Navarro.

"He got $2.2 billion from the Saudis. He now has grown his fund to $6.2 billion," Hunter said. "Public record, 99% of the money coming from the Gulf states, while he's negotiating a peace deal that directly impacts them. And I just say this, I got paid $200,000 a year on public record, completely verified! You can go look it up in the House Oversight Committee hearings, where people testified under oath that buying paintings that had nothing to do with anything for a sum, a grand total of $200,000 a year for me."

Pointing out the double-standard here is more than fair. Republicans relentlessly smeared Hunter, abused their congressional power to formally investigate him, and screeched endlessly about his imagined crimes. In the end, they found no evidence of corruption whatsoever. Meanwhile, the Trump family is lining their pockets in a manner previously unthinkable in the United States of America. They're ripping out everything but the copper piping at this point.

"He is making hundreds of millions of dollars being paid by the Saudis in whose interest is he representing?" asked Hunter. "And it's not just him. It's Melania selling a documentary for $40 million to Amazon, that's got a lot of issues in front of this government."

The Melania documentary, a box office bomb and critical disaster, was widely seen as an in-kind bribe to the White House. In addition to the staggering $40 million price tag, it also received a $35 million marketing push. The economics of it make no sense, unless you interpret it as a blatant effort to curry favor with the President.

"Did you see the Rolling Stone reporting on what the boys have done? The Beavis and Butthead?" Hunter said, referring to Eric and Don Jr. "$3.9 billion in DoD contracts directly to underlying companies of which they have a ownership stake in. $3.9 billion. And that's just one thing!"

Hunter went on to tear into Trump's sons for their crooked crypto scams, saying that it has "ruined" the technology "for everybody."

"They got $2.3 billion, literally, and took it from the pocket of their supporters and put it into their own pocket," he said. "He made $630 million. People don't even understand how he did it. I understand how he did it. They got over $500 million from the UAE directly into the World Liberty Financial, of which they pocketed half of it, literally pocket $1.25 billion. They make a transaction. And that's literally nothing!"

Thankfully, the bill is coming due. When Democrats retake Congress this fall we'll obtain subpoena power, at which point we can call every member of this administration to testify under oath and expose every single crime that's occurred over the past two years.

Then come the prosecutions.

Please ❤️ and share to demand that Democrats investigate every single one of these scandals!